John

The man of any girls dreams. He may be a bit overweight, but he really doesn't care. He acts shy and awkward when in public, but his feelings are strong. He gets horny very easily, and his rock hard dick sends girls in awe. Johns are great men to have as a boyfriend.

John may not act like it, but he's great in bed!

by Yosher January 2, 2017

john

someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.

in all seriousness, yes.

dang john too drippyyyy.

by xrxxxcday July 26, 2021

John

a stupid obese nword

john is obese

by osama bin ladin 69 420 666 March 11, 2019

John

Is someone that is scared to go on the hulk

Hi I’m john

by Beefcake45 November 23, 2021

john

the best couple in the world. definitely should date each other sometime. cutest couple ever! i ship! johva for lifer! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥 soulmates. will definitely have 3 kids together maybe 5. they will live a happy and joyful life together as they sail the world! john and ava!

john meets ava.

john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!

john: that’s me hon

ava: ofc i will baby!

by johva December 10, 2021

John

An insensitive person with a Godzilla sized ass and tits which can wreck a dick larger than the galaxy.

No Johns

by Kinkydong April 9, 2019

John

Either a white guy who's a nerd, or a black guy who's a jock. Either way, he's adorable.

Man, John is so pale, but so smart.
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Holy guacamole, did you see John? He just made a 1/2 court shot! So CUTE! AND HIS DABBBBBBbBBBBbBbbB

by lickingcorn October 5, 2017