black friday

the day when all you fucking consumers make my life as a salesmen a living hell. middle aged mothers have been known to kill to get the last of an item

Dude, i dont wanna work black friday, last wear some bitch game me a black eye.

by do$ December 28, 2005

Fancy Friday

On Fridays when you wear nicer clothes than usual like a nice shirt and tie

girl 1:ooh why is michael dressed so nice?
girl 2:its because he dresses up on fancy friday

by Fancy Fridayss :D February 6, 2013

Black Friday

Stupid people spending money they don't have on shit they don't need.

HOLY SHIT, THE MICROWAVES ARE ON SALE?! I HAVE TO BUY ALL OF THEM BECAUSE IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!

*slips on a banana peel and gets trampled to death*

by XileLord December 12, 2010

chipotle friday

-a weekly event in which a large gathering of people go to chipotle and consume gargantuan amounts of chipotle burritos, burrito bols, quesadillas, chips, salsa, guacamole, and soda*

-the best thing ever

-where one might witness and become part of bromancing, LOVES, camwhoring

*the event may occasionally precede a trip to a nearby park or other daytime adventures

him: ayo watchu be doin this friday??
her: im hittin up chipotle friday beezy! what else would i be doin?!

by shanigg July 6, 2009

Fuck it Friday

the attitude one has on any given friday in which they dont care about anything that happens

DeShwan: Aren't you going to work today?
Mike: Naw man, it's Fuck it Friday

by Danielle's boo June 9, 2009

Friday Friend

The person that only calls on weekends because they know you know of a party, or wants to mooch booze or drugs off of you

*Phone Call*
"Hello?"
"Hey man whats up where's the party at?"
"...who is this?"
"Its steve man, i got your number from rebecca, she says you know of all the parties"
"oh, uh, let me call you back"
*hangs up*
"That was that dude steve, i can already see he's gonna be a Friday Friend"

by EnBee6889 February 1, 2010

Black Friday

Only in America do we trample and fight others for good sales, exactly one day after being thankful for what we already have.

Friend: Hey man, you going Black Friday shopping tonight ?
Friend: No..you wanna get trampled???

by Poopypoopy November 30, 2013