Kittens in the blender

During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.

Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.

by meatspin.fr March 25, 2017

swear blender

one who blends swears, to mix profanities

The corporate accountant became a champion swear blender the day she called that guy a f*cktarded douche-wipe.

by mzpiklz November 11, 2010

Blender

¹ A common kitchen appliance used to quickly chop up and 'blend' food. It will usually turn most things you put into it either into chunks or paste.

² A modeling software/tool created by Ton Roosendaal in Denmark.

¹ Yo, can you blend the pickles again?

² BRO BLENDER CRASHED AGAIN! I WAS JUST RUNNING A CLOTH SIMULATION

by yogha August 29, 2023

The Blender

Sexual act of shitting in someone’s vagina, inserting the penis and pissing inside, then continuing to fuck until orgasm

Your mom and I performed the blender last night

by BigThotThiccBoi November 1, 2023

Buzzword Blender

Someone who fills their work with trendy academic or AI-generated buzzwords to sound smart, but the writing lacks coherence or depth. This person uses terms like 'synergy' or 'intersectionality' without context or understanding.

The paper was packed with jargon but made no sense—Buzzword Blender alert.

by Briton Phillip September 15, 2025

Blendered

BLENDERED verb "to be blendered" is when you are emotionally attacked by the song Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer

person : ohh 5sos tweeted a link, i wonder what it’s for?

*clicks link*

“IS IT LONELY WHERE YOU ARE

ALL ACROSS THE ROOM-”

person: oh dammit i got blendered again :(

by wokeupinjapanrry July 30, 2022

Blender

Noun: An extended period of heavy partying fueled by copious amounts of cocaine.

Etymology: The term "blender" is created as a contraction of the words "blow" and "bender".

We might not hear from Charlie until Friday, he's currently sleeping off a 5-day blender.

by Hooked on Robonix December 4, 2023