Spanish Omelet

When a man ejaculates into a lady’s vagina from a distance of no less than 1 meter, the woman must be on her back with her legs open in the air and her fingers holding her vagina lips open.
If the male manages to shoot the load correctly into the hole the female must shout "SPANISH OMLETE JODER!"

I just gave that bird a Spanish Omelet, she loved it !

by Michilla October 31, 2007

Cheese Omelettes

Flat looking breasts, that sag two to three inches.

John: Karen sent me a photo of her breasts last night.

Richard: Are they nice?

John: Three words. Flat and saggy.

Richard: Don't sound like breasts to me. Those are cheese omelettes.

by (S3S)Qu@TCh April 29, 2011

omelettehead

A smart, intelligent person whose drug use has deteriorated their mind to below average intelligence but still obtains above average intelligence in all drug related matters

Beth the crackhead just made a super crackpipe out of a soda can and straw, what an omelettehead

by crackieMcgee November 2, 2009

Omelette

me, i am omelette

"Hi omelette macaroni"
"Hi lettuce, put your corndog in my mouf pls"

by omelette macaroni June 14, 2018

Mouth Omelet

To regurgitate in ones own mouth, to puke in your mouth.
Similar to a Vurp.

*puke* I just made a mouth omelet.

I just made a mouth omelet.

by The Chaz-Mainian devil November 23, 2010

the morning omelet

When you crack an egg in a girls ass, then fuck her until it scrambles. After the eggs are scrambled, the girl tips the eggs in a hot pan and the omelet is made. Served best with hot coffee and fresh fruit.

Hey Tom, how was your morning?
It was amazing! I did anal with my wife and had the morning omelet!

by the sensual chef October 7, 2018

Omelete

Omelete - This is where you thrust so enthusiastically into your female partner that you scramble all her eggs!

I hadn't seen Lisa in a month. We went at it so hard, I think we made an omelete!

by Sean66 September 22, 2005