This is what happens when someone hands you a bowl that had weed in it but is now cooked or wasted or all gone, finished.
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a wet offensive is when a person, usual male puts up a front of kindness in order to get in a females pants. once he has accomplished his mission he then treats the female like shit and makes her usual cry.
DUDE did you see Wagz at the party? Yeah man he was putting up a great wet offensive to that girl! Hes gettin some tonight! peacock!
by ericthehurdler May 16, 2010
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by Ginjaninja1234 March 8, 2020
Get the An Offerman mug.Noun. An individual who is preoccupied with causing offense. An individual who punctuates their speech excessively and often needlessly with the words "no offense". An individual who uses these words at inappropriate moments. An individual who takes extreme and often times annoying measures to ensure that he or she is not causing anybody offense.
Waiter: "Sir, are you enjoying your steak"?
Customer: "Yes, it's delightful. The flavors work so well together! And that white wine I picked was nice, but no offense I think I'd like to try some red now".
Waiter: wtf?
Cashier: "Your total is $75.44 maam".
Customer: "Here you are. Uhhh no offense, but if those britches don't fit my husband, may I exchange them"?
Cashier: wtf?
When Pedro forgot his backpack inside his home and made the bus driver wait 2 minutes for him, he apologized 5 times, promised to change the vehicles oil, and brought the driver his mother's homemade churros the next day. Pedro is a real offensephobe.
Customer: "Yes, it's delightful. The flavors work so well together! And that white wine I picked was nice, but no offense I think I'd like to try some red now".
Waiter: wtf?
Cashier: "Your total is $75.44 maam".
Customer: "Here you are. Uhhh no offense, but if those britches don't fit my husband, may I exchange them"?
Cashier: wtf?
When Pedro forgot his backpack inside his home and made the bus driver wait 2 minutes for him, he apologized 5 times, promised to change the vehicles oil, and brought the driver his mother's homemade churros the next day. Pedro is a real offensephobe.
by Juz4workn January 28, 2010
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1: That Offensive joke was racist
2: You’re such a snowflake, it’s just a joke
1: It can still hurt others
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2: Why didn’t George Floyde just breathe? his nose and mouth are so big
1: That’s literally racist
2: No chill, it’s just a joke
CMON BOYS, WHERE IS THE FUNNY IN THAT?
2: You’re such a snowflake, it’s just a joke
1: It can still hurt others
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2: Why didn’t George Floyde just breathe? his nose and mouth are so big
1: That’s literally racist
2: No chill, it’s just a joke
CMON BOYS, WHERE IS THE FUNNY IN THAT?
by Eliorb July 1, 2020
Get the Offensive joke mug.What can politely spoken in many situation’s you want “NO” involvement with them on any level i.e. Job, family situation, business opportunity, a known unesassary medical treatment/test to make a “Dr.”, a quick Buck for there new BMW/Million Dollar home/Boat/whatever Praise/Prize their after for “themselves,” with a new medical drug it pulled on from a pharmacy Co., and ignoring care to speak for an hr on the product, taking away time away from the patient to “SELL/SELL OUT” what you built the practice to do in the first place i.e. Save peoples lives! Sales Rep’s that push their $100-a couple $Thousand product that is likely to break in a month W/ a shitty contract or warranty that doesn’t hold it’s water with the toilet paper it was printed on. Just letting them know you will not their next money making scam or victim to prey on to make that “Money,” while You own family suffers the consequences of the loss to them, but saying No just wouldn’t be enough to get your point across to it’s self projected ego filled head. These types feel you have to ask them, before you make any choices on your own behalf. This is how you reply and just walk away.
Sir, Your Co. is in bed with some pretty dirty people and I respectfully request to decline your offer.
Sir, Your Co. is in bed with some pretty dirty people and I respectfully request to decline your offer.
Patient: Dr. I see your “sales” tack showing than personal treatment and these meds., made me feel worse than I did before I started treatments. I respectfully request to decline your offer for further treatment. Thank you for your time.
Mr. Doe, I don’t feel that it takes a gang to prove a point you made up to suit your bank account. It takes an “honest” man 7 years to prove what a dishonest man with a team choose to make up in 30 mins to make a dollar over some ones head. I respectfully request to decline your offer.
Ex: I love you! I miss you! You are my world, I’ll always be missing you and I can’t stand another day with out you. I did this all for you!
Lady: What you did is for your ego and self alone. You’re a bad example of a person and a cheater. A back stabbing ex that had no problem sleeping with many of his so called friends, girlfriends and wives while saying how much better you would be for them. Then to cheat with their best friends after you knocked one up and “ran” telling her to have an abortion. Did you think about her principals? What you did is loose your respect for others, her trust and faith in you as a person, and true. We are nothing alike and I don’t care about your money or college degree. “I respectfully request to decline your offer,” on account that some women work their asses of to support a family already destroyed. She now has love and respects them more than selling out to a sleeze bag hax that thinks himself a god.
Mr. Doe, I don’t feel that it takes a gang to prove a point you made up to suit your bank account. It takes an “honest” man 7 years to prove what a dishonest man with a team choose to make up in 30 mins to make a dollar over some ones head. I respectfully request to decline your offer.
Ex: I love you! I miss you! You are my world, I’ll always be missing you and I can’t stand another day with out you. I did this all for you!
Lady: What you did is for your ego and self alone. You’re a bad example of a person and a cheater. A back stabbing ex that had no problem sleeping with many of his so called friends, girlfriends and wives while saying how much better you would be for them. Then to cheat with their best friends after you knocked one up and “ran” telling her to have an abortion. Did you think about her principals? What you did is loose your respect for others, her trust and faith in you as a person, and true. We are nothing alike and I don’t care about your money or college degree. “I respectfully request to decline your offer,” on account that some women work their asses of to support a family already destroyed. She now has love and respects them more than selling out to a sleeze bag hax that thinks himself a god.
by WhyTheheckDidYouDoThisMan? May 11, 2010
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