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toilet texting

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally toilet texting you."
Guy 2: "Sweet, I toilet texted Fred earlier."
by TehAwesomeUD April 28, 2007
mugGet the toilet textingmug.

toilet talk

The act of bailing out the water from a toilet in order to converse via the toilet pipes with inmates on another floor whilst incarcerated.
Inmate 1103 has crap and piss on his face cuz he's been toilet talking with inmate 3034
by Toastyghosty January 14, 2008
mugGet the toilet talkmug.

Toilet paper

Toilet paper is a thin paper substance that people use to wipe their booty

In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much

Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer

Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong
Ugh there’s Karen again with 500 rolls of toilet paper
I will wipe my booty with this toilet paper
by Stareintothemaggotdraw March 23, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

Toilet Dog

(n) a particularly animated deposit in the commode.

- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful
Whew, I had too much to eat and drink last night; I dropped a toilet dog that nearly jumped up and bit my ass.
by Sczechuan Stan February 3, 2018
mugGet the Toilet Dogmug.

Toilet Booking

Booking a reservation for the Toilet to avoid long lines,ruckus,hassle, etc.
Why is the line for the toilet so long? I should've done Toilet Booking so I could get a reservation.
by CreatorOfAllMemes September 1, 2016
mugGet the Toilet Bookingmug.

money toilet

Someone who wastes a lot of someone else's money.
by hannah_b April 3, 2009
mugGet the money toiletmug.

trucker's toilet

A large mouthed plastic bottle (think Gatorade) used by a trucker in lieu of other facilities. True road kings can use one while holding 65. Some truckers dispose of trucker's toilets by tossing them out the window, and if you keep an eye out, you'll spot these half-full gems along interstates everywhere.
With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.
by tuftskins November 30, 2009
mugGet the trucker's toiletmug.

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