octopus faris wheel

When you grab a octopus and throw it and it flys like a ferris wheel

"Bro i just threw an insane octopus faris wheel!"

by Pab10_69 August 29, 2023

Land Octopus

When you are confronted by a irate male and his only defense is to fight with his pants off. Penis out, hands flailing.

Damn man, Jim got stupid drunk and became a land Octopus while fighting Jerry naked.

by Kurmithaflog May 13, 2022

Octopus death

Talking about octopus death as a cause of death is like driving a Ferrari to females if you do it right, though it's like the opposite of driving a Ferrari if you don't.

Other guy- Do females actually go for the Octopus death shit?

Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Reversible octopus

The cute toy that you can express your mood.

My friend: whats that?

Me: its a reversible octopus.

by Milovuk September 9, 2023

octopus juice on toast

a very tall girl with an obsession for batman who loves it when you pull her feet and call her daddy she's the dominant one, with a lot of moles. likes to eat icecream with a fork.

that emily in our math class dude she's a real octopus juice on toast

by turtleoctoman August 10, 2017

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

Indian Octopus

Where you shove 8 gummy worms (specifically sour) into a girls butthole, then you proceed into anal intercourse. After the girl will blow you off with all the sugar on your dick.

Wow, that indian octopus was sweet!

by Nonextto February 3, 2017