Smash Wednesday

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.

“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”

by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018

Wednesday Nighter

A very average looking female.

"I'm going to Pepper Spray that Wednesday Nighter if she doesn't leave me a lone."

by DonRurs August 22, 2011

Weintraub Wednesday

the act of drinking until you black out on a school night

I can't wait till weintraub Wednesday this week, my 8am got cancelled

by Jerry slime October 14, 2019

wally wednesday

The last Wednesday of the month when all the welfare, disability and pension cheques come in. A heyday for drug dealers.

"Hey whatcha up to today? Wanna chill?"
"No mang it's wally wednesday, my phone's going crazy"

by sallybrown95 March 7, 2014

Unnecessary Wednesday

When you go out on a Wednesday night and end up drinking way more than you intended and you discover that you just couldn't wait until Thirsty Thursday.

Last night was so much fun. I didn't mean for dinner to turn into four martinis and dancing until 1am. I forgot how much I love Unnecessary Wednesday.

by tn June 30, 2016

wetboy wednesday

wetboy wednesday is whoever makes you the most wet, is your wetboy wednesday for that week

Brad is my wetboy wednesday

How do you know who makes it as a wetboy wednesday? check my pants ;)

by englishmuffinnn July 26, 2017

The Wednesday After That

A 'polite' way of calling somebody a twat. Often used in response to C U Next Tuesday.

"Hey, C U Next Tuesday!"
"Yeah, or The Wednesday After That"

by Arnoldopolis December 28, 2007