not gay if it’s friday

This is when two men have sexual activities on Friday but if it’s a Friday it wouldn’t make either men gay.

Kyle: Wanna have sex bro?
John: No that’s weird bro.
Kyle: No, it’s not, because it’s not gay if it’s friday

by jackhom13 August 18, 2023

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30

Something to shout at males (usually) who exhibit creepy stalker-like behaviour around women (usually). This sleazy voyeuristic behaviour tends to happen in places and cultures where everyday interaction between the sexes is limited, actively encouraging the hunter/prey dynamic (following women, cat-calling, peeping tom behaviour, even assault). Frustrated males resort to even using technology to spy on females (telephoto lenses, mobile phones, drones etc), all the while blaming women for "limiting the supply of sex" or simply "asking for it!"

I see you leering at me and snapping pictures with your phone! It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 - it's YOU!

by kapweeng April 14, 2018

It's Not Responding

I suck at this game.

Gamer 1: Did you lose again?
Gamer 2: It's not responding.

by Ed Sky December 19, 2019

At least it's not the Cookies

cookies is a replacement for twins who no one actually likes

"I have to hang out with Rebecca tomorrow"
"At least it's not the cookies"

by BitchInRed April 4, 2020

It’s Not Netflix

A general response to why something isn’t done. Inspired by people who ignore normal adult responsibilities in favor of binging Netflix, or other streaming, content.

Bob: Why hasn’t Karen salted the driveway at all this winter? The snow and ice would be totally gone if she had!
Alice: Well, you know, It’s Not Netflix

by BinaryHackerMan February 8, 2021