A sexual act comprised of only blonde haired, blue eyed female participants and black as coal male participants. During the act, the females array their naked bodies in a rectangular shape while the men defecate upon them continuously until the blonde hairs upon the females' heads turn entirely brown. The men and women then proceed to fornicate in their own filth.
Black man 1: Hey are you ready for the Norwegian mud bath tonight?
Black man 2: Fuck yes! Time to turn some blondes into brunettes!
Black man 2: Fuck yes! Time to turn some blondes into brunettes!
by King Sundaro1 December 2, 2016
Get the Norwegian Mud Bathmug. A position made famous by the great Leif Erickson in the early days of the voyages of the norseman. When the male impales up to 3-18 ladies with his gigantic cock creating a hoe shish kebab. Only the greatest of dongs make this action possible, neither the timid nor the weak shall carry the norse tradition.
Hey man what happened at Tori’s party last night i heard there was a huge massacre and 15 females were pronounced dead at the scene.
Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.
Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard
Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.
Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard
by ElongD69 January 25, 2018
Get the norwegian shish kebabmug. The Dano-Norwegian alphabet is 1 alphabet for 2 languages. The letters are the same as the English alphabet; ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, plus ÆØÅ, Ø sounding like the Kazakh letter Ö and Å sounding like a o sound you find in a New York accent as in “Talk”. R is guttural in Danish and trilled in Norwegian. A is /æ/ and glottal stop in the alphabet song in Danish but in Norwegian it is a back vowel, a A sound to be exact.
The Dano-Norwegian alphabet is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZÆØÅ.
by Qorptocx November 1, 2018
Get the Dano-Norwegian Alphabetmug. by DacFarren December 5, 2006
Get the Norwegian Nicklemug. The two or three days a year when the water temperatures peak above 10 degree centigrades, is called 'the Norwegian swimming window', or simply the 'swimming weekend' by Norwegians.
Bjørn: Wow, radio said the temperature in the river is 11 today, wanna go swimming?
Arne: Sure mate, who doesn't wanna go swim during the Norwegian swimming window?
Bjørn: You've got a point, let's call in Petter, Knut, Bjarne, Kjell and Fridtjof too.
Arne: Sure mate, who doesn't wanna go swim during the Norwegian swimming window?
Bjørn: You've got a point, let's call in Petter, Knut, Bjarne, Kjell and Fridtjof too.
by Lethan August 8, 2011
Get the Norwegian swimming windowmug. When someone receives a handjob from girl A, and another person receives a handjob from the same girl (girl A). They do not necessarily have to be at the same time.
Guy 1-"Yo dude did Dana give you a handjob?"
Guy 2-" Yeah man she did. Did she give you one?"
Guy 1-" Yeah bro she did. We are officially Norwegian Pen Pals!"
Guy 2-" Sick bro!"
Guy 2-" Yeah man she did. Did she give you one?"
Guy 1-" Yeah bro she did. We are officially Norwegian Pen Pals!"
Guy 2-" Sick bro!"
by the kennedy April 25, 2010
Get the Norwegian Pen Palsmug. When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"
by Joe Joe Ives December 17, 2011
Get the Norwegian Alarm Clockmug.