When one takes a big knob of weed, wraps it in a condom and places it in one of another's orifices, halfway, and while it's in there, stick the other half of weed in a bowl and smoke it.
John: "Fuck, Rick, ya look like shit ... literally. (Points) You've even got some on yer stache."
Rick: "Fuck. Still? I've been trying to get it out all morning. That damned German barista ... she made me light her a Norwegian Signal Fire. I told her she wasn't Nordic; but, she just laughed at me."
John: "That's funny about the Nords and not, but, what's a Norwegian Signal Fire?"
Rick: "For us, it's half a bud in the bum, and the other half in the bowl. Water on one side, fire the other."
Rick: "Fuck. Still? I've been trying to get it out all morning. That damned German barista ... she made me light her a Norwegian Signal Fire. I told her she wasn't Nordic; but, she just laughed at me."
John: "That's funny about the Nords and not, but, what's a Norwegian Signal Fire?"
Rick: "For us, it's half a bud in the bum, and the other half in the bowl. Water on one side, fire the other."
by ItIsOnlyDocMcStuffins June 20, 2016
Get the Norwegian Signal Fire mug.A position made famous by the great Leif Erickson in the early days of the voyages of the norseman. When the male impales up to 3-18 ladies with his gigantic cock creating a hoe shish kebab. Only the greatest of dongs make this action possible, neither the timid nor the weak shall carry the norse tradition.
Hey man what happened at Tori’s party last night i heard there was a huge massacre and 15 females were pronounced dead at the scene.
Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.
Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard
Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.
Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard
by ElongD69 January 25, 2018
Get the norwegian shish kebab mug.The Norwegian couch hippo or better known as a pibbles. Lives and breathes on your couch, they steal your blankets a may pibble nibble on them, they will cuddle you and take your warmth and lick so much that they start to take your nutrients. There is no way to get rid of them, you only end up getting morw and becoming infested.
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Get the Norwegian Nickle mug.The two or three days a year when the water temperatures peak above 10 degree centigrades, is called 'the Norwegian swimming window', or simply the 'swimming weekend' by Norwegians.
Bjørn: Wow, radio said the temperature in the river is 11 today, wanna go swimming?
Arne: Sure mate, who doesn't wanna go swim during the Norwegian swimming window?
Bjørn: You've got a point, let's call in Petter, Knut, Bjarne, Kjell and Fridtjof too.
Arne: Sure mate, who doesn't wanna go swim during the Norwegian swimming window?
Bjørn: You've got a point, let's call in Petter, Knut, Bjarne, Kjell and Fridtjof too.
by Lethan August 8, 2011
Get the Norwegian swimming window mug.When someone receives a handjob from girl A, and another person receives a handjob from the same girl (girl A). They do not necessarily have to be at the same time.
Guy 1-"Yo dude did Dana give you a handjob?"
Guy 2-" Yeah man she did. Did she give you one?"
Guy 1-" Yeah bro she did. We are officially Norwegian Pen Pals!"
Guy 2-" Sick bro!"
Guy 2-" Yeah man she did. Did she give you one?"
Guy 1-" Yeah bro she did. We are officially Norwegian Pen Pals!"
Guy 2-" Sick bro!"
by the kennedy April 25, 2010
Get the Norwegian Pen Pals mug.When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"
by Joe Joe Ives December 17, 2011
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