holy mess

Version of holy crap that is used by me and my friends.

Holy mess did you see that girl's purse? It was so ugly!

by TaLk-O-hOLiC March 15, 2005

Eton Mess

English Pudding/dessert that consists of merengue, fruit and whipped cream.
Also known as Elon Musk.

“Can we have that pudding… what’s it called? Elon Musk?”
“Oh, you mean Eton Mess?”

by Yogurtxe September 17, 2021

blest mess

A Female Fronted Punk/Hardcore Band from New York and New Jersey

Miss Chris is a Blest Mess

by Archeron February 23, 2017

Eraser Mess

When the pencil you're using has a hard and dried out eraser and results in a black smear on the paper when you try to erase something. This is especially annoying on tests.

"Oh dang, I tried to erase my answer but eraser mess got all of the paper and now i can't write anything!"

by Ángel Di María February 26, 2015

beat the mess

Used by Infantry Marines, a almost direct synonym for "beat the shit", commonly used in relation to physically assaulting another member of your platoon; usually a buddy.

Ex. Marine #1: Hey, is that a picture of your girl? She's hot! Have her call me if she ever gets lonely.
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!

by MirrorChaser January 14, 2015

HD mess

"High Definition mess"

1. Literally: When formerly hot celebrities are exposed in all their true wrinkled glory through high definition technology.

2. Or in any situation: a giant mess in which fucked-ness is so embedded in every detail that it will never be fixed.

Miranda- "Brad Pitt is still so hot."

Amy- "Have you seen him in Moneyball? He's a HD mess."

by beclan October 31, 2012

messing a boot

Messing around about to get hurt

My Daughter is always messing a boot.

For my Canadian friends

by Eddymoney00916 May 23, 2022