by CrackedSimp March 20, 2021
Get the Johnmug. The hottest man alive. He is a big brain boy and love minecraft and terrraria. All the women love, including your mom, and he is amazing. He is super cool and is amazing.
I love that John
by epicgamer07 December 23, 2020
Get the Johnmug. John will confront anyone anywhere. He has no fear. He will point blank make you see the truth of any situation. A real gentle man. Honest, loyal, faithful, devoted and dedicated he is one in a million. A john will put his lovers feelings first, sacrificing his own to make sure she is happy. A john is a ladies man because many women will be attracted to him. He is a heartbreaker, cause he will break the hearts of other women cause they cant have him cause he will forever remain faithful to the one he has chosen to give his love to. A john wont have many friends cause he is truthful and most people dont like to hear the truth having a john in your life is a gift. if you can handle what he says to you, which is truth then keep him as a friend or lover
by Mychellee frasher January 5, 2022
Get the Johnmug. The man of any girls dreams. He may be a bit overweight, but he really doesn't care. He acts shy and awkward when in public, but his feelings are strong. He gets horny very easily, and his rock hard dick sends girls in awe. Johns are great men to have as a boyfriend.
by Yosher January 2, 2017
Get the Johnmug. the best couple in the world. definitely should date each other sometime. cutest couple ever! i ship! johva for lifer! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥 soulmates. will definitely have 3 kids together maybe 5. they will live a happy and joyful life together as they sail the world! john and ava!
john meets ava.
john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!
john: that’s me hon
ava: ofc i will baby!
john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!
john: that’s me hon
ava: ofc i will baby!
by johva December 10, 2021
Get the johnmug. An insensitive person with a Godzilla sized ass and tits which can wreck a dick larger than the galaxy.
by Kinkydong April 9, 2019
Get the Johnmug.