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i'd take it if someone threw it at me

what you would say if there is something that is cool enough that you want...but not enough to go out and buy it
aleks: that cd looks good
me: yeah, i'd take it if someone threw it at me
by zach nann September 5, 2005
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I'd stick a mix up her

To describe an attractive female, a particular individual who you would like to ejaculate into.
Ryan - "Damn that girl over there by the bar is fit!"

Del - "Yeah, she would get it. I'd stick a mix up her"
by MuckyPup February 10, 2012
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When you see a man so attractive your first thought is to get down on all fours and do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. This response is usually elicited by a man who is the epitome of masculinity.

Alternatively, a man who has Ugly Duckling Syndrome or may not be "conventionally" attractive but has an amazing personality.
Lisa: I just watched the trailer for the Wolverine movie and Hugh Jackman is beyond hot.
Gillian: True that, I'd let him stick the tip in.
by Dupreewith2es October 14, 2008
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I mean, I'd do her

phrase often uttered by guys about a girl that really isn't hot or even cute, but if she was laid out you would fuck her. Doesn't mean any girl that walks, but there is a feel or intuition that would make a guy say the phrase.
"I heard you made out with that APK girl last night. Is she hot?"
"Nah, not hot at all. But I mean, I'd do her."

"You don't think that Snooki is hot?
"No she's sucks. Well I mean, I'd do her."
by spooninspoonout November 10, 2010
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i'd rather jack off to pasta.

Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea.
"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."
by Pooh Bear Busta Nut May 15, 2008
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I'd like to jump her cut

Something to say when you want to have sexual relations with a female who is a film or video editor.
That editor chick is soooo hot, I'd like to jump her cut!
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
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