nigerian speed dating

The action of fucking the first three minutes of meeting someone

Me and Jessica off tinder finna go nigerian speed dating tonight

by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019

Nigerian Lunch

Eating ass

I’m going to have a Nigerian lunch tonight

by Dmn94 June 1, 2019

Nigerian Nugget Npoloa

A Nigerian man who is engaged in sexual intercourse with another man. Often mocked in the culture of the Nadra Tribe in Nigeria. The man who first became gay in Nigeria was yusie.

Nigerian woman: he looks so hot
Nigerian woman 2: he's a Nigerian Nugget Npoloa.
Nigerian woman: oh fuck

by Nik ger hater June 9, 2019

nigerian chopsticks

7ft Black Nigerian who likes to bathe an have intercourse in big bowl of tomato sauce.

Guy 1 hey babe want to go out.
Girl 1 Sure
Guy 2 wait no he is a nigerian chopsticks
Girl 1 eww im allergic to tomatos.

by DjSalad September 6, 2019

Nigerian lag

Nigerian lag is when you're playing an online game such as Call of Duty, Fifa or Battlefield, and extreme lag occurs. Involves lag spikes, skipping, bullets not registering and a ping of 400ms+.

Player: oh for fuck sake, the nigerian lag is starting to kick in bro.

by CoDSlayer June 19, 2016

Nigerian Mudslide

When you shit on her back, then run at her and put your legs up to let your dick get in dat ass.

Yo, my bitch was sittin' on da bed last night, so I did a Nigerian Mudslide on her ass.

by Jezus The Great and Holy May 20, 2016

nigerian muffin

A person who does drugs and sags their pants as low as possible without them falling off

Ugh, why are their so many Nigerian muffins in this world

by Nigerian muffin pantie August 21, 2016