Nigerian Diplomatting

When an online stranger, preferably overseas, is intently interested in you for no apparent reason.

"Did you sell your Jag on eBay yet?"

"Nah, all I got was a long email from one guy: I think he was Nigerian Diplomatting me."

by halfpoe kel January 11, 2012

spare nigerian

I am gonn to Nigeria for safari!
Well dont forget to take with you a spare nigerian!

In the truck: if spare nigerian ready?
Spare nigerian: Yes Master!
Throw him into leopards, i would like to see if lepards are hungry

by kkUPYUOASS February 9, 2024

Nigerian nipple hair

A term used by the whippersnappers friend group that will be cherished for life.

Keller you Nigerian nipple hair

by Whippersnappers friend November 1, 2019

Nigerian's

Black people that Pick a white substance called cotton a mystical and rare substance in the world they are payed greatly for their nobility and bravery as it is a deadly substance to pick

(this is 100% a joke i am not racist in any way and if i offend you i am greatly sorry)

Pick thyn cotton you damn Nigerian's

by urabsolutef*ingMassivewhalemum February 28, 2023

Nigerian Horse

When a person acts silly and snorts violently like a horse.

Person 1: omg did u see the funny video i sent you
Person 2: omg Yessss, "Horse Snorts"
Person 1: Lmaooo ur such a Nigerian Horse

by John Wock August 21, 2022

Nigerian Baseball

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.

Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.

by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025

Nigerian God

A man, particularly black who has ascended above obama prism {almost impossible}. Also, has met shrek in real life. Has fought shaggy in a duel. And has defeated thanos with a spoon.

Bro, did you hear about that Nigerian God thats coming to town?

by THOTIEM March 27, 2020