nessie 

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.

After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.

nessie by shane November 30, 2004

villanueva-ness 

To piss excellence and ejaculate glory; also to be of a motivational stand point or to describe ones own satisfaction with their accomplishments

I did so well on that ap exam, i have to chalk it up to my villanueva-ness

villanueva-ness by Ken Gai June 2, 2007

Poca-Hawt-ness 

Related to "Pocahontas", as when portrayed by Q'Orianka Kilcher. Derived from the related term "hawt."

Garth: if you were a Native American girl, you'd be Poca-hawt-ness...
Wayne: She can't be Poca-Hawt-ness; Q'Orianka Kilcher already is.
Garth:party time! excellent!

Poca-Hawt-ness by D-spot July 30, 2008

pe-ness 

an insane kickass mother fucker from Port Elizabeth in South Africa with huge breasts and is slightly crazy who carries around a pocket knife to kill anybody who disses PE.

its amy barclay and kelly thompson.. flip, they're so gangster.. look how big their pe-ness is
you cant handle my pe-ness

pe-ness by rainbow monkey July 14, 2011

Nassal Faggot 

New Yorks Mayor Bloomburg

Nassal Faggot is someone who talks outay of there nose and sounds g

Nassal Faggot by rthrg January 19, 2009

AIM-nesia 

acute short term memory loss regarding the realtime identity of someone on your AOL Instant Messanger Buddy List.

azb_stud_boi: hey whats up? heading to the gym in a bit, then out to Union Square. i was hoping we could f*ck around a before tonight. i sure do miss that azz.

tribalqueer: uh. wait. who the f*ck is this again? sorry but i am dealing with a bout of AIM-nesia right now.

AIM-nesia by Kalaya'an September 9, 2007

commersh-nesia 

When the TV goes to commercial and you completely forget what you had been recently watching.

John- "What were we just watching? Dude, i got commersh-nesia.."

commersh-nesia by Maure Cummings May 12, 2009