The United States Navy

In response to the fellow that said the Navy was, and I quote, "a bunch of weiner lickers from day one", here is the truth. The United States Navy is the first line of defense for the country. If you like living on the coast, thank the Navy. If you like living at all, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can be anywhere in the world in seventy two hours. If you like knowing that pissed off countries cannot attack us, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can operate on land, as they did when they killed the most wanted man in the world, Osama bin Laden. If you like knowing that the man that killed thousands of people one day is dead, thank the Navy. Upon his death the Navy SEALs (the most feared warriors in the world) found plans of more attacks that he was planning. So if you like not being terrorized, thank the Navy. So if you think the Navy really is a bunch of weiner lickers, maybe you should drag your sorry ass into the middle of the desert, sea, or air and get shot at a few times. Then maybe you can still call the Navy such false names (which you won't). But if you really don't want to, don't worry, you don't have to. And for that, thank the damn Navy.

The United States Navy:

On June 28, 2005 a team of four Navy SEALs were stuck in a botched mission when these four men were fighting off 200 Taliban. The four SEALs killed approx. eighty fighters. That is 20 fighters per SEAL. At the end of the battle, only one SEAL remained, the other three had been killed, sacrificing their lives for us and our freedom. One of them, Lt. Michael P. Murphey, was awarded the Medal of Honor.

Ghost Eye: SEAL Team 1 this is Ghost Eye you have thirty tangos north of your position, do you request air support?

Navy SEALs: Negative Ghost Eye, we are in the Navy

Ghost Eye: Oh yeah, sorry I thought you were the Army there for a second, excuse me. Well it looks like you guys have it put away, I'm heading home

by GONAVY23 June 30, 2011

Bald navy man

LOU COLLAZO the NJROTC instructor that’s annoying but yet meme worthy

Bald Navy man who is in charge of a retarded NJROTC Unit

by Baldnavyman January 30, 2020

Fill her with gravy and join the navy

Another euphemism for "hit it and quit it."

Guy 1: After I take Susan home, I'm going to fill her with gravy and join the navy!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I'm going to hit it and quit it.
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, nice!

by bitthday December 18, 2019

old navy

Because, sometimes, you just CANNOT get enough fleece.

Todd: I love my cargo pants.
James: I love my fleece pullover.
All: I WORSHIP OLD NAVY! BLAAAAH! THEY GET MY FIRST BORN! CUZ I SIGNED UP 4 DA CARD. LOL. MY SAINT, OLDIS NAVIE.

by Nitsirhc July 28, 2005

SOCOM II: U.S. Navy Seals

best game in the world for PS2
also see the first game SOCOM: U.S. Navy Seals

Valkir pwnz your n00b asses in socom

by Brian January 24, 2004

in the navy

Coded slang confirming the identity of a well-closeted homosexual. Derived from the fact that the vast majority of queers in the US military are "in the navy."

"How'd you know that Randall was in the navy? Well, he is, just like we are."

by buffalo patty April 23, 2005

Shallow Water Navy

Term for the Coast Guard.

The Shallow Water Navy was deployed today to peel some Cubans from a piece of plywood floating in the Gulf of Mexica today.

by Pub O'Brien May 26, 2005