Namso

A designerd who is just passable for a sniper but only because he makes half decent pictures.

Namso is a fucking retard.

by CarterOsman August 31, 2017

Boner narcolepsy

When you pretend to be asleep because you don't want your roommate to think you are checking out his raging boner.

Pretending to be asleep (lapsing into classic Boner Narcolepsy) , I kept my eyes closed and lay perfectly still while Stephano pranced about our dorm room with a massive boner.

by Mr. Stockcar May 25, 2016

nardo

One of the least favorite nicknames of Maynard James Keenan, lead singer of the rock band TOOL.

Man, Maynard hates when you refer to him as Nardo!

by d33k November 12, 2006

narcopheliac

A person who falls asleep while having sex with dead people.
Combination of necropheliac and narcoleptic.

That nigga fell asleep while doing the chick he shot

by mr.funnypants April 14, 2005

Narcotexty

When, during the midst of a text conversation, one of the involved parties seems to fall off the face of the earth, mid-text. Just stops texting, with no rhyme or reason, as if dead; or, at least, dead asleep.

- (3:15) (me) So, yeah, Steph says she's not going.

- (3:15) (Stone) Rly?

- (3:16) (me) Yeah - she's just being cranky, though - she'll come around, for sure.

- (3:17) (Stone) Th's cool - everybody misses her.

- (3:18) (me) So, what about you - you still going?
...

- (3:40) (me) Hey - so are you still going?
...

- (3:59) (me) HellooOOOoo! Hey - did you *die*, or what?
...

- (Next day; 12:25) (Stone) Yah, man - I'm'a be there.

- (12:26) (me) Dude. You SERIOUSLY suffer from narcotexty. I'm just sayin'.

by FesterSilently December 12, 2010

Loieu Narboau

A fiticious name used to get yourself out of trouble.

When having sex with a undesireable female and she asks your name,,,, It's Louie Narboau. If she asks if you are french an appriate answere would be,,, Why Yes I am. If one or more of your friends are watching from the closet this amplifies the fun.

by The pope August 29, 2003

Nardong

Statically charged homosexual fish of the large variety. They take pleasure in taking advantage of the smaller fish by statically shocking them into sexual submission.

Billy: OH MAH GAWD! What is Jerry the sturgeon doing that goldfish!?

Johnny: It's natural... he's a nardong

by ColonelPineapple March 25, 2010