nuttensile

To hit in the balls with a spoon.

See also spoonnut

In a fit of rage, Jim nuttensiled Steven with his father's finest cooking spoon.

by jacktank12 May 16, 2010

nutten

a term for when ever you "bust a nut" or "jizz".

i was just suspended for nutten

by Ca2en September 19, 2017

Nottingham Forest

A female student (or resident) of Nottingham that possesses a considerable amount of pubes (a bush) in the vaginal area.

guy1: "How was the shag with that bird last night ?"
guy2: "Brilliant mate, although she had a bit of Nottingham forest going on !"

by Smellox28 November 2, 2021

Nottingham

Sexy British last name, should belong to one tall dark and handsome.

He calls himself Nottingham, Ian Nottingham.

by MollyCo September 27, 2003

Nottingham

The best place anyone's ever been to ever. Also home to Nottingham Forest, best football team in the world

Guy 1: Do you live in Nottingham?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: then you're life's shit

by ilovenottingham July 7, 2013

nig nutting

Nig Nutting is when you are licking a black persons balls and realize that his ball sweat tastes like fried chicken so you throw up in his ass and then he shits your throw up down your throat

Damn gurrl I was nig nutting will smith last night!

by D mang W January 11, 2010

Nottingham Forest fans

Masochists with no taste who support a crap football team (that's "soccer", for any yanks reading this), who call Derby fans sheep shaggers cos they're jealous cos they've all got no dicks and so can't shag anything.

see also wanker.

Nottingham, are you listening,
to the song that we're singing,
we're walking along,
singing this song,
shitting on Forest as we go-o-o
(song heard at Derby County matches)

We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We are the Forest haters!
(ditto)

Two, one, four, three, five
Once I caught a fish alive
Six seven eight nine ten
Then Derby fucked us up again
Why did they fuck us up?
Because we don't have any nuts
Why do you have no nuts?
Cos we fuck donkeys up their butts
(song heard at Nottingham Forest matches, sung by Forest fans)

by Derby fan April 20, 2004