angry napoleon syndrome

Little short men with attitudes. Usually they are looking for a fight.

Run for the hills! Jeff has Angry Napolean Syndrome!

by jaeger May 3, 2005

The Napoleon

The Napoleon is when you stick all 4 fingers in an orifice typically during a sexual act similar to the large number of photographs capturing Napoleon Bonaparte sticking his 4 fingers in his buttons.

Dirty Josto couldn't quite fist the girl he brought home from the bar but he was able to get 4 fingers in to give her The Napoleon.

by jizmaster2000 December 16, 2013

Pound Cake Napoleon

The act of inserting portion's of a midget's body into the anus. Perhaps even the whole midget if possible.

She's been looking for a midget willing to pound cake Napoleon her.

by m0nkie February 20, 2005

anti-napoleon dynamite

Those who did enjoy Napoleon Dynamite to some estent, but are now appauld by the shear magnitude of over-quoting done by their peers.

<<Dumbass>>Dude, i need my chapstick!
<<Anti-Napoleon>> Shut up and come up with something funny to say!

by DesZebre February 7, 2005

Going Napoleon

the act of asking somebody for chapstick

tom:hey, can i have some chap stick?
steve:dude, no way, you are herpinated, quit going napoleon on me!

by LaXatizer February 12, 2006

Chocolate Napoleon

This advanced sexual prank is begun by fucking a midget up the ass. This loosens the sphincter to the point where you can fist them, getting feces on your hand. You then resume your penile penetration while holding your soiled hand on the middle of your partner's chest, leaving a hand-shaped stain of feces on the midget's sternum.

I went to Pimlico last night and met a jockey at the turf club. I took her home and couldn't pass up the chance to give her the Chocolate Napoleon.

by ChipSlap February 28, 2005

Academic Napoleon Complex

When students who attend a small college insist that their school is academically superior to bigger universities, when in fact their SAT scores and acceptance rate proves otherwise and their school is just not any fun.

Several students who are bitter about not getting into the state school they grew up supporting who now attend mediocre liberal arts colleges are prone to showing signs of an academic napoleon complex.

by gocardinals16 November 18, 2012