Napoleoned

When playing Victoria II or any other

game happening during enter historical period, Napoleoned refers to the invasion of a coalition involving France when playing as Russia

"Attrition at his maximun"
"Oh no i'll be napoleoned soon"

by Thevictoria II player December 9, 2023

Napoleon

"Napoleon" is a noble way to say goodbye

"I'll see you next sunday. Napoleon!"
"Alright, see you then. Napoleon!"

by Napoleonnomomom January 28, 2024

Napoleon's Memes

Somw of the best memes on the block, likes talking to his audience of memes and has the best audience because they do not report him (you can not be better)

Yo bro you see this meme on Napoleon's memes?

No I havent let me see

Both: laugh

by Bro dont peek May 17, 2019

Napoleon complex psychosis

Driven to madness by manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex psychosis, the deranged manlet boy goes into a catatonic state and idly spends his ample free time, in between involuntary stints at acute psychiatric wards, by sitting motionlessly atop of open-air jungle gyms, as he mourns the blindingly obvious fact that he is forever a boy and will never be a man, while the other children pelt him with dried dog turds and stolen garden gnomes, by maniacally jumping up and down with manlet rage underneath outdoor basketball hoops while wearing nothing but high heels and a training bra (to the great amusement of the gathered manmores) or by lying face down on the floor of his hobbit-hole while tearfully and repetitively reciting the lyrics of Randy Newman's unforgettably unsurpassable smash hit Short People.

Amanda: Manlet detected - why is that sobbing and diminutively dwarfed little sadlet sprinting half-naked through the park over there? Melanie: The Napoleon complex psychosis suffering sissy boy was making a fool of himself on the basketball court, so the masculine manmores stuffed him into the hoop and now the midget monstrosity is scuttling back to his hobbit-hole. Amanda: Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha! Melanie: Manlets, when will they learn?

by ManletDepreciator August 30, 2024

napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person

my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.

by Sexydimma September 16, 2016

Napoleon Dynamite

A guy who’s really cool and awkward at the same time

Pedro- “Hey are you Napoleon Dynamite”
Napoleon- “yeah, gosh”

by Fat lard called Tina December 27, 2018

Napoleon Rapist

Typically short, eastern European, and insecure men who project their insecurities on to others. Common behavior includes fighting and sexually forcing themselves on to others.

My nap ended abruptly when the Napoleon rapist jumped into the bed.

The Napoleon rapist wouldn't give me my sweater back unless I gave him fellatio, a sort of quid pro blow

by actd November 4, 2019