Matics

An uneducated person who makes perverted YouTube videos about fucking under age girls.
Sometimes referd to as spastics

Yo, Suleman did a Matics last night on Humza’s younger sister. We need too call the police before his tries anything else

by Krysiz123 January 28, 2018

Mystic Runner

1. The name giving to the legendary person that is often seen sprinting around the UK - England more the most.

No one knows who this person is, it just "mystically runs" passed at random times, too quick for you to see him (legend has it that it is a male - apparently)

Some have heard it cry out strange noises and cries. For example: "oooooooorly"

This could be some sort of distress call or perhaps a mating call to his true love - who, as legend has it, is the reason this person is running around the country.

2. One that runs in a mystical or stealthy manner

1. I was walking along one day when I heard "Ooooorly" then a figure flew passed at great speed. I must have been Mystic Runner

2 Person A: "Yo, yo, s'up guys"
Person B: "Hey how'd joo get passed security"
Person A: "Just call me a Mystic Runner"

by Mr S. Break(er) December 28, 2005

mystic arrow

Most people who play the online game of "runescape" would know the term "Mystic Arrow" originates from the Latin word "hilaris," meaning gay or lesbian. The term "Mystic Arrow" may also refer to one who puts a dab of curry on their forehead and calls it a ghandi dot.

Nemo, that guy on guy action you had last night was totally mystic arrow.

by Chosbaba September 21, 2006

Matic

Matic is a group of extremely obese male and females gamers. A known fact is that majority of their keyboard's are filthy and full of food leftovers. There leader of Matic who we all know as Sixa only look decent with a pound of makeup on her face and her emo boyfriend is the only nigga with the Krabby Patty formula. MATIC K, LOUD K, OPB K. { EvL, TH, YRN, SIN, D4W, AOG, SOL, TBL ON TOP }

Matic K till my balls decay

by EvL[Hated] February 6, 2022

Mystical Bitch-Tits

An elderly woman who wears disgustingly suggestive clothing. Typically has a job teaching young children.

Oh God, my son has Mrs. Smith for his 3rd grade teacher, she is such a Mystical Bitch-Tits.

by Floppy Mcgee July 13, 2011

Mystic River

When you whipe the ball sweat across a girl's lip.

Dude! I had some sweaty balls last night so i gave Jenna a Mystic River!

by Big Boy Bad Blow May 2, 2009

Poof-O-Matic

A machine that crushes up objects and makes small puffs of air of said object. Can also make rainbows and glitter.

Woah, that Poof-O-Matic is soo cool, look at the rainbow it just made!

by Pube God September 13, 2011