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Fuck My Life

Commonly used by the meodramatic who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.
The man who invited himself to the bar was playing mind game on her. She didn't want him there, and I could see it in her face. For the last several weeks she had talked nonstop about how something wasn't right about him, which made it hard for her to figure if she could trust him or not.

She looked over at me and mouthed the words "Fuck My Life." Had I known that my attempt at rescuing her from that situation would result in her shunning me, I never would have even tried. She was my best friend, and all I wanted to do was help her out of the same awkward situations she constantly finds herself in. But she preferd to stay there and take the abuse as long as she had a beer in hand. I think deep down, she enjoys fucking her own life for the sole fact that it gives her something to talk about with people so they can feel sorry for her.
by radar180 December 10, 2016
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Worst manicure experience of my life!

Used to mock someone who is complaining about something that is of little or no importance, showing them that you do not care.
Person 1: I can't believe she got invited to the party before me!
Person 2: Yeah I know, worst manicure experience of my life!
Person 1: Ugh.
by Mustache Lincoln April 2, 2009
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i hate my life

The opposite of "I love my life".

Used to express disapproval, disgust, or if something bad happens to oneself.
Friend 1: "Yes, ------- threw up today in class in a plastic bag."
Friend 2: "I hate my life!"

Person: " 'I love my life'....everyone is saying that now!"
Friend: "I hate my life"

You: ::spilling hot cocoa all over yourself:: " I HATE MY LIFE!"
by Nick H February 3, 2004
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my life is a joke

by I m jimi May 22, 2017
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School -- waste of my life

Where u do nothing
where old 50 yr old guys try 2 get u
where semi old women try to seduce u in the arts of lerning literature that u dont give a f**k about
where u space out in 5 minutes
where u get laid in the best ways
cant think of anything
skool is pointless
by JaY - BlaSe December 11, 2003
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Your Taking My Life

When someone is taking forever to do something. And it seems like your wasting your life waiting for them
John:Dude i gotta take a dump hold on

You: Dude are you almost done "Your Taking My life".
by MiszVicious June 17, 2009
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i hate my life

I hate my life is an expression to show how after u did something wrong or stupid. It's not meaning anything with suicide at all so be mindful of parents hearing it.
You: ::drops book:: uhgg i hate my life

Person 1: we have a huge bio test tomorrow
Person 2: Not uh really?
Person 1: yea!
Person 2: uhhg i hate my life
by Linploop =] December 28, 2005
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