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mary-must-make-musty-mutant

the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.
Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.
by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 22, 2025
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musty pappadam

the brown skin tone surrounding the anal hole, similar to breast areola, but a lot less attractive!
Man,
that old goat would have such a massive musty pappadam. I bet it got thrashed in her younger days.
by Arse Wart April 17, 2014
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Musty Nuggets

A Sticky and rank scrotum. Usually a result of not showering for a while or not properly shaking it after urination.
Garth: Dude I felt so bad, Bethany was craving some D last night so she started giving me a blowie- but I had not showered in a while so I know she was dealing with some musty nuggets.
Paul: Aw gross man that poor girl..
Garth: yeah, but she took it right to the finish line though! That girl is addicted to the breed seed
by Mr. Woodshop Teacher September 30, 2022
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Musty

A Rocket League god who doesn't take showers and doesn't know what sunlight is
Damn! I wish I could be as good as Musty.
by McStinkyNut May 12, 2021
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Musty

Something that rhymes with custy dusty rusty and lusty which usually means something is so CHUCKING CUSTY
That's chucking musty - said angie
by Custy musty norchi March 12, 2017
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musty mark

This really hot guy but smells like pis quite a lot and is VERRY VERRY attractive and abit musty as you can see
Hey you smell like pis musty mark
by Eddigeh September 12, 2021
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Musty

Gross, weird, smelly. Musty can be defined as someone who is looks and acts like a bum
Damn that guy is musty asf
by Chase Demoor July 13, 2021
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