"Sam why do you have a boner right now? Is it because of Jessica?"
"No it's a yellow musket, I have to pee really badly"
"No it's a yellow musket, I have to pee really badly"
by Theunitologist September 7, 2016
Get the yellow musketmug. by 3rdMusketeer November 10, 2018
Get the Musketeer Withdrawalsmug. Just like the original Montana musket loader but with an added twist. You need 5 Man Dimes to perform this feat. One to be loaded and 4 to do the loading. Each of the 4 loaders puts the Copenhagen in their mouths while the recipient gets on all fours, ass up. All 4 Dimes at once spits the tobacco on the brown eye and stuffs it in as far as they can with all 4 cocks at once.
Man, Mitch got fucked up last night. He let all four of us give him the quadruple Mitchell musket loader then he blew it all out on the wall and passed out!
by Dr. Dangler February 10, 2021
Get the Quadruple Mitchell Musket Loadermug. Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.
Be sure to keep your receipt s
Be sure to keep your receipt s
Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.
Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.
You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.
Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.
Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.
You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.
Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.
by Rev Modé February 2, 2022
Get the Value s musket loadermug. the musket gang is a group of guys that uses musket to kill brits or swedish people
they some times uses machine gun or rifels to kill brits or swedish people
they are men of culture and like thick women and men
they some times uses machine gun or rifels to kill brits or swedish people
they are men of culture and like thick women and men
British person "ow mate.. im going to shank this twat"
swedish person "dont do that he is a part of the musket gang, he will destroy you in a second with a musket
British person "sound quite scary... *sips tea* i think i will just play some football"
swedish person "okay see you around"
swedish person "dont do that he is a part of the musket gang, he will destroy you in a second with a musket
British person "sound quite scary... *sips tea* i think i will just play some football"
swedish person "okay see you around"
by Josva Gangster December 26, 2023
Get the Musket gangmug. The act of female mastubation.
When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
by TFAssassin November 25, 2020
Get the Loading the Musketmug. by RightOpinion October 8, 2019
Get the Musketmug.