moetard

a degenerate person who loves moe anime (cutesy anime characters doing cute things), moe design and the moe trope.

Yo, I heard John is a moetard, he rewatches K-On, all of the seasons, like thrice a year.

by beebadeedoobee March 22, 2022

monta vista

A place that so many asians go to, that the standards of the school are raised and classes are much harder than an average school. White students are intimidated by asian grades and resort to drugs. There are completely no african american students. The closest thing would be the indians who pretend to be black. Well, not really cuz theyre all little bitches.

MV student #1: i heard there was a new black person at monta vista!
MV student #2: no way. if i can continue getting a 120% on my tests, we can drive the whites out and make monta vista 120% asian !

by KRAZi33H November 9, 2007

monotany

The practice of having just one wife.

You're single! You need to read ISAIAH 4 and give up those notions of monotany!

by Dan Jag May 5, 2009

monta vista

Girls are so spoiled over here, full of bitches (the hot ones) sorry uglies dont apply, and uhhh they are so full of themselves.... spoiled spoiled spoiled,
only "Good girls" are freakin nerds who cant get penis and are not sexy.

"damn dude look at that girl...."

"oh damn she a hotty lemme go say hi at this monta vista high school"

"uhhh wasup girl?"

*girl walks away like a bitch*

"uhh.....wtf?! i just got owned man"

by Dunno? August 29, 2007

moktar

an ugly female paki, generally one with really long hair.

go back to Pakistan you fucking moktar!

by phr0st July 12, 2007

Montag

A fat and stupid person

you are a montag

by Adam dumbass August 21, 2009

Trudi Montag

Some german midget from the book "Stones From the River" Kinda like a mcnugget mixed with a mr potato head with beefy arms.
See also: worst book ever.

I want to rip Trudi Montags head off and shit down her neck, yo.

by Jake "thee man" Siemiarowski September 1, 2006