Moob

A term used to describe a n00b with the name "Mott", "Matt" or other versions of the name.

Mike: omg mott.. don't be such a moob.
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Jess: you are a moob!
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Mott: I hate mike so that makes me a MOOB!!!11!one!1

by Mike and Jess April 18, 2006

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mooblet

A male child with breasts, sometimes known as "boobs" or "melon racks", caused by their obesity, or "fatness". Mooblet is a term originally invented by the Ancient Greeks to allow quick identification of small fat boys that Socrates himself identified as "plaguing" Athens.

Martin you Mooblet! Put your shirt back on I can see your moobs!

Socrates: What's with all the Mooblets in Greece? If this keeps up I will drink some of that hemlock shit!

I hate going to waterparks because you have to share the slides with all the mooblets.

by Flashblade April 4, 2004

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Moob Munching

The act of munching a moob (man + boob)

Roy is moob munching Andy

by henkdevries69 June 28, 2010

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Moob Patch

An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.

Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!

Jack: Why thank you!

Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!

by CockWattle September 19, 2012

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Moob

a Moob is a saggy funbag of an overweight man, the man genualy gets bullied for have breasts or gets told he has 'Chicken Boobs'

Man + Boob = Moob
Moob + OverweightMan = Bullied

wow, gibby did you see his moobs? they were like to mountians slapped across his breastly chest.

Lindsay walked up to gemma and said: hahaha, your such a man, look at those chicken boobs on you brufaa< chebs or what?

by the moob mister :D August 5, 2012

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