Monopoly miser

When you catch your gay lover putting monopoly pieces in his anus

"I caught carl being a monopoly miser. He had a thimble in his ass"

by Marching powder January 2, 2021

Monopolize

Number 1 suspect for the murder of Holla. Holla accused Monopolize of killing his BFF, Fat Cannon. Even though nothing has ever been proven, it’s the biggest beef since Biggie and Tupac.

Chloe : Monopolize? Who’s that?
Ella : You’ve never heard of the Moholla Squalla?
Chloe : nuh uh
Dan : Well he’s a rapper… monopolize
Ella : yeah!
Dan : *starts beatboxing*
Ella : Mo- Monopolize, don’t apologize. Mo- Monopolize, don’t ask me for my size
Dan : you’ll, ap-re-ci-ate me when i’m in your motherfuckin thigh- nothin huh?
Chloe : I’ve never heard of him.

by Addy_May June 29, 2022

Monophysite

An Oriental Orthodox Christian who is in denial about their heresy. He would rather use the argument that it was all semantics and cannot comprehend that 2 natures is in fact not Nestorian. A Monophysite is also one who was refuted by Saint Euphemia and the Holy Spirit at the Council of Chalcedon.

"Watch out! Severus the Monophysite has a crush on Empress Theodora!"
"Relax she was not into that Monophysite's theology.

by SaintCyrilofAlexandria February 9, 2023

strip monopoly

You financially cripple your opponents in Monopoly and make them strip.

Person A: You want to play Strip Monopoly?
Person B: No.

by A Sad Doggo August 14, 2020

strip monopoly

You financially cripple your opponents in Monopoly and make them strip. Until you get whatever results you desire. Playing that game may or may not be a mistake.

Person A: You want to play Strip Monopoly

Person B: Dude I'm 12.

by A Sad Doggo August 14, 2020

free parking monopoly

This rule is where you place the monopoly cash UNDER THE CORNER of the free parking space

Those whose place the money is in the middle are bent and will fail in the future

person 1 'Julie puts the free parking monopoly in the middle'
person 2 'thats so bent it goes in the corner'

by superior1738 January 4, 2019

collect them like monopoly

"collect them like monopoly" is a line from Ariana Grande and Victoria Monét's song called Monopoly.

Bad vibes, get off of me
Outta here with that fuckery
Treat my goals like property
Collect them like Monopoly
I probably won't come if there's not a fee
And if they try come stoppin' me
I swerve both ways, dichotomy

by uhm chile anyways so January 3, 2021