Monning

To use diarrhea as lubricant on the male penis while preforming anal sex on another person while they defecate at the same time.

Nicholas and I had a Monning session in the Applebee’s bathroom.

by Caezrs October 24, 2025

Oh mon!

A phrase one says when they see something crazy or completely out of the ordinary to show disbelief or shock.

Friend A: Omg, I just saw a naked, homeless man in the park singing back to the birds?
Friend B: Oh mon! Did you bring your camera?

by Missblueiceeyes August 24, 2017

Mon Sashimi

The name given to those who have been rejected by their crush but are still adored by all.

I ask Jessica out and she said no.

At least you are still a Mon Sashimi.

by Urban my Jurbin November 25, 2017

Mon

Derived from the phrase “C’mon” and means the same thing

Lemme get a boneless pizza, mon!

by wonton ballsack January 14, 2018

Sion Mon

A blend of Malayalam and Welsh to form Sion Mon
Sion means Grace of God

Mon means Boy
i.e Sion Boy

What a little Sion Mon!

by John Sheila Ki Jawani July 21, 2022

toast a mon

the act of toasting a Pokémon.

I am hungry, I really need to toast a mon.

by #TheMostHighGuy April 17, 2020

Mon Mon

The most understanding, beautiful, coolest, most divine and smartest girl you’ll meet. She’ll always have the funny jokes and you’ll always have the funny looks. If you’re her mans get ready to be the ugly one!

She’s a hard worker and always has the best advice. She’ll take your breath away when you see her that’s for sure.

“Hey did you see Mon Mon? She’s so pretty!”
“I wish I was more like Mon Mon, why am I such a loser?”
“Call me Mon because I be looking MONumental”

by Rimshot November 22, 2021