Momming

When someone tries to tell you how to behave assuming the responsibilities of your Mom

When reaching for my 13th beer my girlfriend said "Do you really think you need another one?" I respond with, "I sure do, quit Momming me."

by BDIV July 31, 2013

on moms

Something that 12-17 year olds say when they are trying to make something sound real

Yo bro on moms that bitch sucked my dick

by Shmuel Calories June 19, 2018

Moms

how a young child describes his gay parents

My moms raised me since I was was hatched from an egg donor.

by j ogrady May 14, 2007

MOM

A Mom Is A Great Person And A Best Friend Also Strict When Needed Though She is there when you need her most but doesnt support drugs or alcohol but herself can get high and bombed heck its her life so stop screeming and pass the e'erclear

I Love You But Stop Being Such a MOM
I Love My MOM
MOM YOUR GOING TO CRASH...BOOM

by Alcornbc March 16, 2010

mom

the best person a girl can have in her life, a person who lovers her cares for her and is there for her. I LOVE YOU MOM!!!! people think their cool if they diss their mom but lets all face it: MOMS ROCK!!!!! <3

mom is the best :)

by who do u think i am October 27, 2010

mom

the incorrect spelling of mum

the person that gave birth to you.

oi, mum, can you give me a ride to the punk show tonight?

by oioioioioi June 5, 2005

mom

The woman who wants you to get something that's 5 feet away from her

Mom, get it yourself, YOU HAVE 2 LEGS

by Danker Memer December 27, 2016