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child molester

a person who accuses someone of being a potatosexual
Jared accused Tom of being a potatosexual because he was a child molester
by lkjeiejxkxi January 22, 2022
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your ancestors are molesters

Hey jim, are your ancestors are molesters?
*jim explodes into oblivion and burns in hell for eternity*
by Ancested molested May 14, 2018
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Textual Molestation

16 NEW MESSAGES: Girl anybody ever tell you, you look ike a forty ounce? Ya cuz you lookin good to me.

Girl: Oh my gawd enough with the textual molestation!
by Dave Damon July 15, 2015
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Molest Marco May

Whenever the month is may, you our obliged to molest any person named marco
Yo lets get marco, it's molest marco may
by Daniel Hank May 1, 2024
mugGet the Molest Marco Maymug.

Molested

So I call this one "Andy getting molested in prison "No! Wait! I'm not Hym! I'M NOT HYYYYYYYYM!" PLLLLLLLTT! *Bap bap bap bap!*
Hym "See!? I told you I would get molested in prison! THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO BEING A GOD, BOY!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
mugGet the Molestedmug.

Molestation Victims

I think they are molestation victims guys. I think the ✌️✊️✌️✊️counter-protesters✌️✊️✌️✊️ are either molestation victims and/or pedophiles that are being funded by the state and/or Elon or just YouTube in general. They got their boots-holes stretched and now they are trying to obstruct justice so they can continue to do whatever it is they collectivized against me to do. Likely steal.
Hym "They look like molestation victims and pedophiles all of them. Hey, Jack do you need to tape up your butthole to walk around? When you poop do you have to squeeze or no? You just pull the tape? Sweet. Convenient."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
mugGet the Molestation Victimsmug.

sloppy molester

when you squirt poo everywhere whenever you sneeze. it will always be watery and will shoot into your eyes
i did a sloppy molester when i had a cold
by sloppyslipslap June 4, 2020
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