Jebem ti mater

Balkan meaning of "I fuck your mom" It can also be used by ur mom, which is ironic, but yeah. It is used when u are so mad that you cant put your anger in words, so you say "JEBEM TI MATER!!"

Son: Mom I got an F! :(
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER! *chases him with papuca*

by ur mom lollllllllllll March 3, 2022

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Yeah Mate Yeah

aussie slang for affirmative. and also the name of an awesome website.

Q. Are u hitting the piss tonite mate?
A. Yeah mate yeah

Q. So the car a runs alright?
A. Ohhh yeah mate yeah, its a fuckin ripper

by unwritten law March 19, 2004

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The only person on earth who can give you a peace of mind. If you are truly self-confident, the only person on earth who can humble you. When you look into their eyes, you see heaven, and honestly would rather be on earth with them, then in Heaven with the Lord. And if God did say it was your time to come home, you would beg for an extension, because you believe that being in her presence is all the heaven you need. The person who could kill a relative of yours, and you can't escape the fact that you still love them and want nothing but the best for them. When you two are not on good terms, you hate that you love that person so much, because when true love is not able to express itself, it is the worst torture. You believe that hell couldn't be any worse than the feeling you have when you two are apart. And that's why the thought of suicide doesn't seem like such a bad deal, but maybe a really nice bargain compared to the feeling you have of true love that can't express itself. when you two are apart it eats at your soul, and you wonder if they are dying as well. And when you see that they are, you smile. Not because misery loves company, but because you're reminded that it's real and not merely an illusion or a facad.

Your soulmate is the person who you tell to stop crying when she starts. Not because you think she's overly emotional or weak, but because you feel her pain, and her tears may soon become yours. When you find her, you will know it! There will be no need for words. Not that you don't want to speak, but because no words exists that can truly explain the way you feel. So you just keep your mouth shut and pray that they can look into your eyes and see your soul, which in essence shall tell the whole story. When she reads it, she'll smile. That's saying more than I love you. It's saying you're my soul mate...

Do you believe in soul mates?

Yeah, it first happened when God put Adam to sleep and and made Eve from his Rib. They were connected every since...

by JordanOrlandoSmithTucker February 27, 2008

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MaterialScientist

The gatekeeper and guardian of wikipedia and wikimedia, MaterialScientist acts as the protector of accurate information in annoying fashion that prevents anyone from having fun.

Oh my, they deleted all of my updates for Zizek! Stupid MaterialScientist, always ruining our wikipedia fun!

by ZizekFan2011 August 29, 2011

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