Mass Text

If you thought Rebecca Black's Friday wasn't bad enough, wait until you see Tay Allyn's masterpiece of shit called Mass Text.

Why didn't I get your mass text? I'm in your contacts!
*bang*

by NK4 September 2, 2013

full body massage

A legal way to advertise a massage which ends with the man receiving a hand job.

A full body massage costs 40 dollars for half an hour.

by left4ded April 13, 2005

mass carriers

INSTANT WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hell yeah...instant win.

Mass carriers 4 life!

Star Craft will beat Halo because mass carriers = instant win!!

by Mass carriers May 3, 2004

women of mass frustration

These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"

My mom is totally being a WMF today.

by Lon September 2, 2005

body massage

A massage of the body.

Kid #1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid #2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid #1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid #2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid #2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."

by The J-Spot January 17, 2005

beer massacre

See beer murderer.

This is beer murder at a large scale. The party host usually finds out about it when he cleans up after the party.

Party host: God damn it. Look at all these half-full bottles i collected from the room. More then 10 of them. It's been a beer massacre. I have to throw all this beer away now. What a bunch of assholes.

by dickkwikkwek January 6, 2007

Mass Carriers

A Carrier is arguably the most powerful unit in the game StarCraft. With enough of them, you can kill God.

Mass Carriers = Instant Win!

by KPT February 23, 2004