A large town that thinks it's a city and wants nothing more than to be considered a real city. A town full of easily offended people. Locals from Springfield get butthurt when you say ANYTHING that can be even remotely considered criticism of the area. The town is nothing but indistinguishable strip malls, churches, shitty Chinese restaurants, and meth heads. This place is so behind the times they're just now starting to shit their pants over the discovery of craft beer.
Springfield, Missouri is NOT A CITY. It's a dollar store version of Columbia, Missouri but doesn't want to accept that it's a college town and does nothing to retain it's recent graduates.
Springfield, Missouri is NOT A CITY. It's a dollar store version of Columbia, Missouri but doesn't want to accept that it's a college town and does nothing to retain it's recent graduates.
Dumbass: Springfield, Missouri is such a great place! Did you know Brad Pitt went to High School here?
Sane Person: If it's such a great place, why did he move away at the first chance he could?
Sane Person: If it's such a great place, why did he move away at the first chance he could?
by Behind The Curve January 1, 2020
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Know for its Aluminum boat factory's, vast majority of Meth Produced in the City Limits and teen pregnancy.
Know for its Aluminum boat factory's, vast majority of Meth Produced in the City Limits and teen pregnancy.
by Towns person March 26, 2009
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1 The place with the weirdest weather in the world
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2 The place with the worst weathermen in the world
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2 The place with the worst weathermen in the world
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Guy 1: "dude i didn't know you could have tornado producing snowstorm"
Guy 2: "welcome to Springfield Missouri, but don't worry, if you don't like the weather wait 15 minutes, it'll change"
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Weatherman: "We are predicting approximately 10-15 inches of snow"
Springfield resident the next morning: "i've seen coats of dandruff thicker than this"
Guy 1: "dude i didn't know you could have tornado producing snowstorm"
Guy 2: "welcome to Springfield Missouri, but don't worry, if you don't like the weather wait 15 minutes, it'll change"
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Weatherman: "We are predicting approximately 10-15 inches of snow"
Springfield resident the next morning: "i've seen coats of dandruff thicker than this"
by Vegeta9001 February 10, 2010
Get the Springfield Missouri mug.A small town about 15 mins east if Carthage Missouri. This town has more potheads and rednecks than you could imagine. Watch out for stds like chlamydia, HIV, and more!
by Diplardinsarcoxie June 25, 2018
Get the Sarcoxie Missouri mug.A shit hole town that you blink and miss it. It has one gas station and a grocery store. Pretty God surrounded town and super boring. The teens there have nothing more to do than go about 8 minutes east of the town to Bolivar and hang at Wal-mart. Whoa, so much fun! If you grow up there, you will learn to call it home and eventually have a love/hate relationship with it.
by Shit-Hole-Student July 13, 2011
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Dude 1: I'm going to "northwest missouri state" next year Dude 2: where is that?
Dude 1: a town called Maryville it is sweet I went to a party and don't remember much more.
Dude 1: a town called Maryville it is sweet I went to a party and don't remember much more.
by Adam Wilton May 12, 2006
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Welcome sign: Welcome to Nevada, Missouri. Drug capitial of the universe!
Welcome sign: Welcome to Nevada, Missouri. Drug capitial of the universe!
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