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Dirt Mirt

1. A dirty person. Usually having at least two of the following qualities:

- Waxy ears

- Rotted breath

- Smelly armpits
- Dirty feet
Sam called me a Dirt Mirt and broke up with me.
by onedayyoullsee July 12, 2019
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Aunt Martha

A crazy old woman that likes to wear bubushkas and keeps her nylons rolled down to her ankles. Can often be found hanging out near all-girl Catholic schools in her spare time. Likes the finer things in life such as a half-drunk can of warm Old Milwaukee and a few random cigarette butts that were found outside the local probation office. Has a terrific appetite for cupcakes and cheese.
My Aunt Martha just sent me a birthday card with a shiny new quarter inside of it.
by auntmarthafromtampa February 5, 2010
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martha's vineyard

Where us hermits go in the winter and build boats in our woodshop and just smoke A LOT of dope. But really though, we island kids just sit around all year waiting for summertime/ rich kids to come down so we can make "friends" with them, take them for all that they're worth, party at their houses, and fuck their hot moms. The island is where money meets the thresh-hold of man-eating natives. And we hate all you tourists, by the way. We are not your friends. In addition to this... most of our "island characters" reside in oak bluffs (one of the disco dirtier towns)you may know them as....
Scrubby(man in extremely flithy yellow trench/raincoat/suit, who sits hunched squatted on the streets smoking cigarettes and living atop the movie theater (watchout!)) Hamburger(the older black gentelman who spends the majority of his days sitting on the picnic benches next to Gio's (who might i add has the best pizza on the island) he also has recently invested in a new red truck, an upgrade from his brown pick-up, filled with garbage. In the off season, he purposely does something to land him in jail for the next few months until the weather gets warm. Cheap Ass. Leroy (L-ROY formaly... previously lived in a shack behind a friends house... that we toilet papered the SHit out of... used to ride his bike around with a case of beer, talk about easy driving, now lives in a halfway house and drives a maroon something or other. Bumble Bee (BBBUZZZZZ His first name is Colin, and rides a bike. enough said.) EVERYONE knows everyone so all you summer fools watch ya backkkkkkkkkkkk yo, you think the gingerbread houses are made out of ginga bread ya dead wrong, you think ink well is a "nice" beach ya dead wrong, you think Mad Marthas is angry ya dead wrong, you think black dog is cool ya dead wrong, you think biking around the island is groovy ya dead wrong,if you think we're RAD...you're probably right. We are not all indians, we live in real houses, live real lives, have real families, and we're coming to a city near you soon... because we can't afford to live here anymore. Rich pricks. By the way Billy your house is RAD...thanks for the great new years eve party....hope next year the riffels don't get pulled out as the gats did this year.love yah Everybody here wang chung tonight
D: hey girl, you wanna go down town and score some rich kids?
J: Oh fo hella sho!

"let's go hit the pool"-Jim powell

"Yo, i went to this killer beach party the other night on martha's vineyard, got busted up by some po-po's"
by mh6gyujiki9 April 7, 2007
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Martha

The sweetest girl in the world and is a great supporter and friend. She knows when you’re fucked up or just not feeling it. She is a one of a kind and is hella fast at swimming.
“is that martha with you?”
lucky.”
by squidwardstarfish September 27, 2018
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martha dumptruck

Heather:Martha dumptruck in the flesh
Heather:here comes the cootie squad
by EEtheEE October 9, 2019
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a little martha

Used to describe Martha Stewart not as a person but as a concept of "martha-ness".
My boyfriend was excited when he had a little martha for dessert.

A little martha at the party turns strangers into friends.
by Charlene November 1, 2004
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marther

an example of a word ending in "a" mispronounced "er" due to a british accent. Martha/Marther, Miranda/Mirander, etc. . .
"Marther, come here and wash your hands"
by Nicor August 23, 2006
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