Google Minute

The amount of time, in minutes, for a new web page to be found by google.

It took 120 google minutes for my website to be found.

by swerty August 24, 2009

Fresh minute

The newer and better way of saying hot second that makes you sound like an elite memelord

Zack: “wait up a fresh minute”
Joey: “sure”

by Toxk March 7, 2020

MS Minute

The widely variable and inaccurate amount of time is takes for something happen. Often used as a way to pad your time at work or a poor attempt to explain why something is taking so long because you don't understand what is really happening.

Steve: Jen, why is this terminated user still able to receive E-mail?
Jen: I already deleted the users mailbox, it might take a MS Minute.
Steve: (wonders to himself) Well it seems like you don't know what you are doing because I see your failed PowerShell command.

by ReallyTiredOfThisShit July 9, 2021

Bruh Minute

By definition, a minute is comprised of 40 moments, so, if one were to have 40 consecutive Bruh Moments it would be considered a Bruh Minute

a: "bro I just had a bruh minute"

b: "damn bro"

by lord of the joes September 3, 2019

Little minute

789million minutes

AS: Come on then cuddle me a little minute
MK: How longs that then?
AS: 789 million minutes obviously

by Pepsmach July 4, 2018

milk minute

Waiting for what should be a minute but takes an indeterminate long time.

he will be back in a milk minute.

by cutefirework March 9, 2022

18 minutes

to take a gorilla finger sized shit that makes you AFK ( away from keyboard) for 18 whole minutes

perm to afk rq? i need to take 18 minutes lol

by Adroitthedootjohnson January 30, 2022