Minecraft

An adult game only for pro gamers

Q. Wanna play Fortnite?
R. Ew no i play Minecraft

by Rxgie January 4, 2020

Minecraft

A game where only the most powerful of the powerful can possibly survive survival Minecraft. You try it, wish you luck.

Guy: Bro I’m pro at life
Guy 2: what did you do?
Guy: I beat the ended dragon in Minecraft and collected my elytra.
Guy 2: man you are good at life!

by Bayfuhq March 29, 2020

Minecraft

The best game that will ever exist. It is a game for alphas, unlike the beta abomination known as fortnite.

Guy 1: “Hey bro wanna do some Minecraft?”
Guy 2: “Sure bro”

by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

Minecraft

A game that makes neckbeards who hate Fortnite think that they’re cool

Minecraft is so wholesome 100 chungus Keanu

by Mowlough April 26, 2020

Minecraft

The best game in the world until ur file gets corrupted

Minecraft is my favorite game I also killed the wither today that's fun. Then my fucking world got corrupted

by Dbb101lucky May 17, 2020

Minecraft

A game created by Mojang but is now owned by Microsoft, makes people's inspiration and creativity come to life. It is a game where you can build almost anything. It is a game with a kind and not cringey community which helps each other. You can join with friends and make houses and many other things together, or you can play alone and have private time with yourself.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Minecraft?

Person 2: Yeah, it's a great game.

Person 1: Let's play together!

Person 2: Sure!

by renz_ok May 22, 2020

Minecraft

A game where you can build what ever you want. Until you friend destroys your building and you murder him, you are sent to jail and killed with lethal injection.

I just pulled a Minecraft, fina see god soon.

by lil kettle March 10, 2020