A mechanical device used to simulate human coitus. A more sophisticated version of the much simpler vibrator. The device can be used by females to excite the vagina and by either sex to excite the anus. These devices may be associated with, but are not limited to, BDSM play.
A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.
A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.
Shannon couldn't find a date so she stayed home, strapped a big dildo to her fucking machine and cranked it up to full speed till she couldn't take it anymore !
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a poll being 99% or more one sided
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being very stupid
incorret meaning/usage of the word floored
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evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)
by grisha July 16, 2003
Get the vending machine mug.n (obviously Irish school slang of the 1910s): staying away from school without permission, playing hookey, playing truant.Eg.: We often planned a miching for the whole day if we did not want to do our preparations for the classes.
With Leo Dillon and a boy named Mahony I planned a day's miching. (James Joyce: Dubliners, Penguin Books, 1998, p.20).
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Quite self consciously named her band after herself - 'Machi-kara' means from the city (machi), and she now writes the Japanese character for city for the 'Machi' character in her name.
The band name could mean 'from Machi(as in Machiko)', so it's one of the vainest band names I've heard. Some Japanese people don't even know this connection.
She's basically Japan's version of Avril Lavigne. But she writes her own songs :P
Quite self consciously named her band after herself - 'Machi-kara' means from the city (machi), and she now writes the Japanese character for city for the 'Machi' character in her name.
The band name could mean 'from Machi(as in Machiko)', so it's one of the vainest band names I've heard. Some Japanese people don't even know this connection.
She's basically Japan's version of Avril Lavigne. But she writes her own songs :P
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