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merry poopins

The act whereby during ejaculation, there is an unfortunate expulsion of fecal matter. It is wrongfully assumed as an indicator of latent homosexual tendencies.
Jack : Oh yeah baby, that hit the spot
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.
by peter peter armpiteater November 27, 2013
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Merryn

Merryn is an incredibly loyal girl with good intentions. Any guy would be lucky to be with her and her intelligence. Incredibly sexy with a hot body and not afraid to show her feelings infront of people. Anyone with a Merryn in their life is lucky!
That girl is such a Merryn! She's so hot!
by mouseinascarf8 October 15, 2017
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merry hanukkah

A combination between "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Hanukkah" generally said by confused white people.
Mark: "I'm Jewish."
Jessica: "Oml Merry Hanukkah."
Mark: "Jessica you are cancelled."
by beepbeeplettuce1 December 21, 2017
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merry pringles

1. The holiday saying of Pringles's chips. Also a retarded way of doing a pun. I mean, you could have done Merry Crispmas or something idk.
"Look at the stupid saying by Pringles," said John, "it's so stupid: Merry Pringles"
by Edgarthecat May 1, 2018
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Professor Merryweather

Is everyones favorite weather man, lunatic, midnightlover.
Loves Carrie Underwood and Elle Woods and plays monopoly often.
by SuggaDaddyV June 28, 2009
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Mercy High School

most girls that go to mercy...

- will proudly walk the halls in spandex after school.
- can easily spend $20 on food in one day.
- have absolutely no idea where the black box is.
- can walk a very long distance in 5 minutes.
- will straighten their hair and actually WEAR make-up when the loyola jazz band comes to play.
- don't make fun of the freshmen, but "awe" at them.
- have been past 2nd base.
(that still doesn't make us whores...)
- eat until we can't anymore.
- avoid the hallway near the main office at all costs for fear of being yelled at.
- don't shave unless they have a boyfriend.
- don't wear make-up to school.
- complain that their advisors are too uptight.
- take french just for the breakfast.
- buy as much as they can on hot lunch days.
- are the ones to go to "jail" at calvert hall mixers.
- have an average gpa.
- know how to party.
- wear sperry's boat shoes.
- have a bookbag other than one from LL Bean.
- don't know that nutella is fattening. REALLY FATTENING.
- hate when the freshmen open the microwaves, hence not heating YOUR food.
- know what teachers to avoid in the halls.
- ALL girls know that MAGIC EXISTS!
- ALL girls know that PENGUINDIANS. DO NOT. EXIST.
*at chc mixer*
CHC Guy 1: "where do these chicks go?"
CHC Guy 2: "ah they go to IND."
CHC Guy 1: "LAME!!!"

*both walk away*
(ten minutes later)

CHC Guy 1: "damn, they're hot as fuck! where do they go?"
CHC Guy 2: "MERCY HIGH SCHOOL !"
CHC Guy 1: "OH SHIT, they're sexy!"

*grinds*
by MercyGirlFo'LifeFOOL. September 15, 2009
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merpire

Cross between a vampire and a mermaid. A mermaid with fangs.
A merpire drained a surfer yesterday.
by El-wy November 11, 2008
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