Merd

Calling a person a Merd is short the term Monster Nerd

Tom does his homework and 5 minutes, never misses a science fair,and he is a member of the math and chess club he is such a Merd!

Monster Nerd

by mysterygirlblue August 4, 2009

merde

shiaaat in french

merde rules

by mason sucks ass May 21, 2003

Merd

Two merged words.

Merd (merged and word). Phwallet (phone and wallet)

by mid89uk April 12, 2013

merks

woman who taste bad when you go down on them. Origins in the word "merkin" coming from Shakespeare's day. (A merkin was a pubic wig used by some women to cover up venerial diseases.)

oh my god were you guys just talking about merks? The worst was the other day when...

by Dildo Phil October 22, 2007

Merde

French for shit.

In Italian this is merda, which sounds like murder. And then you can swear at your mum and dad, as long as their not Italian, and they won't know what the merda you are talking about!

"Oh, sweet merde! I lost my phone!"

"What do you mean, sweet murder? Have you been playing violent games again?"

"Nope. Just French homework."

by Just An Ordinary Girl February 21, 2015

merps

It is a common nickname given to a beloved friend which literally means, In "Dutch" - a Sperm Rapist.

"Hey Merps.. MY little merpy werpy woo, you gone done poo poos in your pants again? Thats no good. You know I will always love you."

or

"Hey I am going to call you merps from now on because of that filthy act you did the other night!"

by Jacob6969Amsterdam May 7, 2007

merd

shit meaning O MY GOSH!!!!!!

Merd!!! I should've fucked him!!!!

by Swbryswtchc April 20, 2004