Harry Marcelino

The act of grabbing one's scrotum in the left hand, and rubbing it under the nose of another unsuspecting individual, while bracing the back of the victim's head with the right hand. Often followed by oral sex.

"I'm breaking up with Sarah this weekend. I'm gonna introduce her to my good friend, Harry Marcelino."

by yellowkoalachick February 9, 2009

Diesel mercedes

Vehicle that will go forever, many 500,000 miles with no major maintenence. The larger S-class sedan averages 28 mpg with a 5,500 pound chassis. The safest comercially produced cars available. They are also equiped to run on Bio-Diesel and can be converted to run on vegtable oil. Mercedes was the first automaker to put a diesel engine in a passenger car, and in 1974 was the first one to offer it in a turbo charged version. An early model diesel mercedes can be bought for under 2,000 usd and will last forever. You can also smash hondas with them. Racing teams in Finland have been known to produce over 400 wheel horse power with the 5 cylinder 3.0 litre turbo diesel mercedes. It also set the world record for fuel economy at Lemans in 1975, a record which has still not been broken. True story: I was driving my 1979 300SD down a windy road, and I hit some gravel and slid into a large pole. I was going about 70 mph when I hit the pole and the following damage was done to my mercedes: Broken Turnsignal, Cracked headlight casing, Scratched chrome on bumper, Broken Fog light. If you were to hit that pole in a honda going the same speed, you would have wound up with an engine (a small gay 1.6 litre engine) lodged in your rib cage.

Jim: "How did you break your turnsignal?"
Alex: "I hit a honda civic in my Diesel Mercedes."
Jim: "Is he going to buy you a new one?"
Alex: "No..he was Ejected right before his car exploded"

by brown mobile w116 December 8, 2006

mercedes

1! a name meaning compasionate and merciful. its a spanish name. there was once a princess called mercedes in spain. :)

2" A really cool car :)

btw peeps, my name is mercedes :)

1! heyy mercedes :) ya wanna go to the cinema.

2" do you like my car? its a mercedes

by my name is mercedes :) x March 9, 2008

merced

To get beaten to an inch your life

"Yo man, Jay from A-Street got merced last night"

by Kasakur July 2, 2006

marcello

hottest guy ever.....If any of you bitches want him you gotta get through me and be prepared for me to kick your ass......love ya boo! hehe

march is a hotty!!!!!((((((love)))))))

by pipes February 2, 2004

Marcee

an bad-ass, awesome, loud, hardcore, destined for fame and fortune kind of person

The teachers told little Betsy's parents she had Marcee potential.

by ppppoker face February 3, 2010

Mercedes 190 AMG

The smoothest, fastest and Best lookin car I'v owned to date. It was 15 years old and still purred like a cat, Mercedes Benz are a definate recommendation.

" That night in the back of me Mercedes 190 AMG will stay with me until the grave "

by John Gaskell September 27, 2005