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the merry-go-round sing-along

The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)
Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.
by Ricken the Faggot Mage October 13, 2013
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mormon merry go round

getting a circle of girls and inserting once then pulling out then moving to the next girl.
we got a ton of girls together and tom ran a mormon merry go round on them
by dr al March 28, 2007
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merry go round

when a group of males surrounds a female and she head bobs the males from one cock to the next and the first one to cum gets to fuck her.
guy 1 : dude i totally got the merry go round last night from emily with conner and justin it was niceee
by jdiff May 18, 2008
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merry madgical

ones first orgasm or cumb. it is merry and it is madgical. it is the begining of manhood.
I had my merry madgical yesterday. it felt amasing! Nothing like Ive ever felt before!
by Chris Dleaney November 10, 2004
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Merry-Go-Down

Getting a blowjob while on a ferris wheel.

Sometimes known as Stuck N' Suck
-Where you accidentally or purposely get stopped at the top of a ferris wheel and get some good ol' oral sex
We went down to Navy Pier and when we were the only ones on the ferris wheel, I got a Merry-Go-Down.

Also see Stuck N' Suck
by krazykidd218 November 7, 2010
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Merryn

A white female, usually lacking in physical strength. Short tempered and prone to attack, usual method of attack being the classic beaver swipe. Loves everything black.
"She loves black guys, that chick must be a Merryn"
by wennamole April 2, 2013
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crank that merry-go-round

To sit on one's knees encircled by a crowd of men, and stimulate their penises to the point of ejaculation.
"Snap and roll. I'm out of control, but I do my thing. Let's crank it, man. It's getting boogie, folk. Walk it on the floor. I yuh. And I yuh. Yes, I yuh until I can no longer superman those folks. Watch me crank it on the floor. Everyone, gather 'round as I'm about to crank that merry-go-round. And 'round we go, as I crank it in slow motion. I'm going to either snap or die. Snapstar, you already know."
by 100 beers war April 21, 2008
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