Melvin

When you meet him.. you just know..
You don't know why exactly you're so appealed by him, is it his mysterious vibes? His cheeky smile? His amazing 6-packs? His majestic butt?

Oh girl you will ask yourself so many questions but he worth it.

Oh also as you were wondering he is an absolute god in the bed so listen to your instincts, jump in, and get ready to some stellar nights

I'm addicted to him, he totally Melvinised me

by Shakiraissingle September 16, 2022

coltin melvin

is big sexy and belongs to aerial and chloe

coltin melvin is so sexy

by aerialsexy December 12, 2021

Melvin

He’s funny smart always trying to do to his best gets all the girls but he doesn’t know one of the biggest bozos you ever meet but at the end of the day it’s fun to have him as a best friend

Melvins a bozo but he’s my friend

by Usogueyguey November 7, 2021

Melvin

An insult that can be used as a replacement for any other insult.

You are such a Melvin!

by existiert September 25, 2023

Melvin

The opposite of Mellose

Sometimes you Melvin, sometimes you Mellose.

by Wende M.A. January 9, 2022

Melvin

The pure embodiment of a person who has nothing and never will. A term often used in the brutal slander of an individual.

You're such a Melvin. This guy pulled the ultimate Melvin moment

by TrueGigaChad October 3, 2021

Melvin

A clean, funny person most times ghetto but a little classy, cool, definitely can fight, a bitch, smart, mid money not rich but not broke, has lots of love.

“Have you ever heard of Melvin” ye the ghetto smart student

HOSTILE🩵

by THE BIG MF M November 21, 2023