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Theresa Mayed

Name for any sort of effort that is not merely a failure but such a complete disaster it brings about the opposite of what it was supposed to achieve.
He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.

That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.

I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.
by TheresaMayFan March 21, 2019
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Alexander of Macedonia

Alexander III of Macedon (20/21 July 356 – 10/11 June 323 BC), commonly known as Alexander the Great (Greek: Ἀλέξανδρος ὁ Μέγας, Aléxandros ho Mégasiii› from the Greek ἀλέξω alexo "to defend, help" + ἀνήρ aner "man"), was a king of Macedon, a state in northern ancient Greece. Born in Pella in 356 BC, Alexander was tutored by Aristotle until the age of 16. By the age of thirty, he had created one of the largest empires of the ancient world, stretching from the Ionian Sea to the Himalayas. He was undefeated in battle and is considered one of history's most successful commanders.
"What do you think you are, Alexander of Macedonia?". Referring to ordinary people who imagine they have talent for conquest and charisma.
"Maybe you are like Alexander of Macedonia". Referring to people who see great talent in chess wunderkinds and strategical pc games that are at an success.
by Autohn April 10, 2013
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Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts

a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman
Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”
by dacheeziestwhiz March 28, 2021
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Mazdak

Mazdak is a persian name.
Mazdak is a forbidden name in Iran.
The reason why, is because in the 600 year century, there was a man named mazdak, he was a proto-socialist Persian reformer and religious activist. To say it more mild, he was against the islamic republic. Still there are groups named "Mazdaki" who tries to save the islamic countries from the religion. People who name their sons, Mazdak, is mostly because they are against the religious leadership in Iran, and uses the name to provokate.
I'm gonna call my son Mazdak, cause i just hate the leaders of Iran.
by The romanian horse May 1, 2010
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Mazda Protege

Known for its 0-60 in 34 seconds and shitty body. Usually comes in the worst colors known to man. Booger green, Menstrual red, Dirt white, and the worst of all beige. Engine is powered by 50 gerbals. With its infamous 3 cylinder engine. Often compared to the geo prizm, and mountain dew bottle. Never working ac, radio, cd player, lights, even seat belt. Know the most annoying rattling a single car can make. brand new brakes will sound like nails to a chalkboard. and dont forget the emergency brake will never work. The car chooses if they wanna roll down the windows.
Im driving my mazda protege on a normal day and notice that a tire has flown past my car only 2 miles passed that i noticed that was my tire.
by Hoopty Handlers February 21, 2009
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Makeda

A person that's best friends with Paris ;3;
"Makeda I'm ur Best friend ;3;"
by Mooimacowcuziam December 14, 2018
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Maxed out V-Card

Having sex for the first time, or in other words using one's virgin credit limit a.k.a v card to its maximum.
Last night Chimonya had sex for the first time, his Maxed out V-card is no longer accepted.
by Chimonya October 26, 2011
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