mayday

The promise of a pleasurable future experience, the date for which has not been specified. Derived from a similar expression regarding an item called a tuit, specifically a round one.

Sally: 'Darling, when shall we be married?'

Don: 'Mayday, my sweet, Mayday. When I get around to it.'

by Pusscat May 1, 2004

mandangled

simultaneous sex in both ass and vagina..

Stephanie got mandangled!!

by T.Pizzle November 24, 2006

mandangles

the part of the male anatomy that hangs as a pair between the thigh and includes the outer shell that supports them.

"my goodness my mandangles keep sticking to my leg today and are driving me nuts."

by getcusome September 7, 2007

Mayan Dump

when you're sitting on a toliet and you're in so much pain, you scream out to the gods. Unfortunately only the mayan gods recognize your calls. You're in so much pain, you want to end it, the entire world. To begin this ritual, the mayan gods require a blood sacrifice. As the bowels tear through your intestinal tract, they litterally rip your innards, thus providing the blood sacrifice. Once the blood has been spilt, you have appeased the gods, and thus the prophecy has been foretold. Hence, the mayan dump

Clurg just cracked the toliet bowl from his mayan dump

by putmeincoach February 12, 2013

mayanita

a girl who likes kpop, and stand groups like GOT7, and DAY6

“Hey isn’t that Mayanita?”
“You mean the girl who listens to kpop?”

by stantalent May 14, 2018

Mayday

In the 1st of may every race gets together and beat up every white person they see

It’s mayday let’s do some suburban exploring

by Yonce122095 March 9, 2020

Mayda

Mayda is a turkish name most mayda's are shy mayda means delicate so be careful don't break theirs soft hearts...

Mayda looks so sad today we should support her

by Turcomania November 21, 2021