Maryland

A total shithole where anyone who is Asian or LGBT won’t go a year without having a hate crime on them.

I heard Bob Chen got murdered by some heroin addict who hated Asians. Probably should’ve stayed out of Maryland.

by StormBread September 24, 2021

Williamsport, Maryland

Wee-ummz‐sport. A small town on your left river bank just past at Duck Island, coming down the Potomac on your float. Home of the river rats and wildcats and the founding area of steamers , the most desirable food at football games. This town strangely has its own accent not heard in the surrounding towns.

After we look at the Williamsport, maryland water tower can we float down to D.C?

by Rex power colt March 25, 2022

Maryland

The weirdest political state ever. We have a nice beach but also the most dangerous city in the country. Washington DC is on our border too.

Did you see that guy with the long ass neck? He said he was from Maryland.

by michaelthegreat December 16, 2018

Maryland Senate

(n.) 3. The biggest waste of money

Did you get lucky after that expensive date? Nothing! It was a bigger waste of money than the Maryland Senate.

by House Kitten April 10, 2021

the Maryland mud slide

when you hitting it from behind and she drop a shit all over you creating the Maryland mud slide

she was such a whore she gave you the Maryland mud slide

by CoronaWithLime March 17, 2020

Behemoth And Atelier Is Bethesda, Maryland

Behemoth And Atelier Is Bethesda, Maryland

Behemoth And Atelier Is Bethesda, Maryland

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Maryland

A state where nobody wants to be from... when they are indeed from there and nowhere else...

Person from Baltimore: I’m from Baltimore, we don’t claim Maryland.

People from Columbia, Glen Burnie, Towson: We’re not from Maryland either, we from Baltimore, you got to believe us. Please, I beg you.

People from Montgomery County: I’m from DC. Y’know, Downtown SIlver Spring.

Person from PG County: I’m from Simple City, Southeast DC. I moved out when I was 38 days old.

People from rural Eastern Shore, Southern Maryland and Western Maryland: Southern Dixie Pride. Proud Confederate, the South shall rise again.

People from Annapolis: I’m from the Chesapeake Bay Area.

by Murylandhon May 8, 2022