Will you marry me?

That's not how you do that...

Hym "You don't just ask her 'Will you marry me?' You gotta TELL her. You say 'Once the theocrats take over I'm going to purchase you for a goat, 2 hens, and a tire iron and then I'm going to make you my sister with a reality monster ritual... Yep... My hot... Fuckable sister...' And then you vote for literally anyone because all of the politicians are religious."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

Marry maid

A woman who is in a relationship with a homosexual or bisexual man based solely on a shared interest in having children with him and raising those children together.

He has children but he is still gay because he has a marry maid.

by Rabbitx369 February 23, 2022

marri g

One of the most talented people you’d ever meet. Usually envied and loved by others because of the talent and confidence this person emits. A new age jack of trades!

“I’ll have to pull off a Marri G. for this to go right.”

by King Das September 30, 2020

I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

by Sexydimma March 5, 2015

Marry

Marry is a girl who has a very radiating energy full of light and love. Once you stand by her you can feel the need to be comfortable. She is very trustworthy who gets misunderstood. She is a woman who smiles every 24/7. She loves to make people laugh. The color yellow is a simple definition of marry. She is an angel who is always cheerful.

Marry is a girl who can make a room light up
She is a girl that is full of surprises

by Lovenshine November 20, 2023

Crows Marry

When the trans boy gives a hug and one gets aids and lice.

I watched a crows marry happen in the hall

by Poopyboy420 March 24, 2022

Marryed

You misspelled married. Are you dumb?

John: I just got marryed to Vanessa!
Paul: You mean married?

John: Yeah, my bad. Wait... How do you know that i used incorrect grammar? We are speaking in person!
Paul: *sweats*

by Dragonite Studios April 14, 2020