Nerd : hey, wanna be my naked makeout lady for the forseeable future ?
Woman : hmmm, that sounds like nerdspeak for something. Since I don't have my 'Nerdspeak To English' dictionary with me, what does it mean ?
Nerd : well, in your language it means 'female fuck buddy'.
Woman : Oh. Well, no thank you.
Nerd : Well, have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies.
Woman : More nerdspeak ?
Nerd : Yep.
Woman : what could 'have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies' possibly mean ?
Nerd : it means, 'fuck you, bitch' !
Woman : hmmm, that sounds like nerdspeak for something. Since I don't have my 'Nerdspeak To English' dictionary with me, what does it mean ?
Nerd : well, in your language it means 'female fuck buddy'.
Woman : Oh. Well, no thank you.
Nerd : Well, have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies.
Woman : More nerdspeak ?
Nerd : Yep.
Woman : what could 'have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies' possibly mean ?
Nerd : it means, 'fuck you, bitch' !
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When, after a period of one-sided sexual attraction, the uninterested person feels so sorry for the unattractive pursuer that they agree to kiss.
This happens because either (a) they don't think the dweeb can take anymore rejection, or (b) they think it might pump up the poor sap's self-esteem.
This happens because either (a) they don't think the dweeb can take anymore rejection, or (b) they think it might pump up the poor sap's self-esteem.
Steph: I saw you kissing Lou last night. Are you seriously into him?
Michelle: I feel bad the poor troll has such a high school crush on me. It was a total pity makeout.
Michelle: I feel bad the poor troll has such a high school crush on me. It was a total pity makeout.
by ilostcountat52 September 10, 2009
Get the pity makeout mug.When a girl and guy makeout excessively. Almost a rude form of showing affection, because there usually is a "i don't give a shit about you" attitude towards other people in the area.
Gary - "Holy shit! Mark and Amy have been having a Makeout-a-thon since the movie started."
Henry - "Surface, Mark, surface!"
Henry - "Surface, Mark, surface!"
by Phil Jacklin April 14, 2007
Get the Makeout-a-thon mug.A girl who will makeout with several (2, 3, 7, 8 trillion...) guys in a night, even in the matter of an hour, but refuses to go to even second base with you/anyone. We all know/have met a girl like this, and it can be very irritating. (May also be referred to as a "makeout slut")
Guy #1: Dude, that girl is such a makeout whore.
Guy #2: Yea bro, last weekend I saw her makeout with six different guys in one night, and I have been trying to get in her pants for two months and she won't go for it!
Guy #1: I feel for you man, she has never even done anything besides makeout with a guy.
Guy #2: What a fucking makeout slut.
Guy #2: Yea bro, last weekend I saw her makeout with six different guys in one night, and I have been trying to get in her pants for two months and she won't go for it!
Guy #1: I feel for you man, she has never even done anything besides makeout with a guy.
Guy #2: What a fucking makeout slut.
by I hate makeout whores May 4, 2006
Get the makeout whore mug.A movie filled with long boring scenes/pointless explosions that is watched solely for the purpose of making out with the other person.
Person 1: Yo, let's watch Transformers and Mission Impossible!!
Person 2: Damn girl, those are such makeout movies. Too bad I don't have a boy to slobber with.
Person 2: Damn girl, those are such makeout movies. Too bad I don't have a boy to slobber with.
by woopsey July 27, 2013
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