breathing maggots

A term often used by old people to explain the feeling of being hot and sweaty, also can be said as "breeding maggots".

Dale: arnt you hot wearing that coat?

Grandma Jam: eeeeee im breathing maggots

Dale: You must be cos im sweating cobs.

by Jam and Dale June 11, 2006

maggot booner

the maggot booner is an alcoholic drink conspired a few fathoms east of westchesshire at the maggot booner pub by a man named bar keep. it is brewed mostly from maggots and other assorted drinks owned by bar keep, it is commonly drunk by 2x4 Joe and McGintee. Maggot booner may also refer to the pub, ye ol' maggot booner which is under constant attack by blue tigers that swear frequently and drink gin.

bar keep: You London types....coming up here with ur balls or shiny! Think u own the place. Well, u dont own this place. Bar keep does. Ther'll be no flirtinis here. You'll drink what bar keep drinks, a simple, honest fisherman's drink
McGintee: aye bar keep! two o' tha maggot booners it be, right Joe!!

by borris... May 18, 2008

nut maggot

A slimy stupid headed man that is a douchetard all the way around. And he is the suckiest sailor alive, plus he tries to make up words and fails epically at it. They usually have a T name. Like Taylor.

That nut maggot is talkin shit again, good thing nobody listens.

by yupIdid October 30, 2013

Meter maggot

Name for the shitbags who patrol our streets to hand out tickets for parking violations. Typically this fucked up failure is congentally incapable of getting a real job yet strangely has a hugely overdeveloped ego and think they are helping society with their fucked up bullshit

That fucker ticketed me for being three minutes late. What a typical meter maggot.

by Droog234 June 21, 2010

sauce maggot

An underage drinker, especially an annoying one.

"Look at all those little sauce maggots over there, with their vodka coolers and raspberry-flavoured rum."

by julianameless January 10, 2009

Faggot maggot

A spoiled little white rich boy that's an ass hole just to look good and will do anything to make himself look good in front of his friends.

Hey look that faggot maggot just shit in a trash can in front of all his friends

by Grapetotsiepop January 31, 2020

mayo maggot

a term used for a white person

hey watch where you're going you fuckin mayo maggot!

by criccet September 23, 2005