A term often used by old people to explain the feeling of being hot and sweaty, also can be said as "breeding maggots".
Dale: arnt you hot wearing that coat?
Grandma Jam: eeeeee im breathing maggots
Dale: You must be cos im sweating cobs.
Grandma Jam: eeeeee im breathing maggots
Dale: You must be cos im sweating cobs.
by Jam and Dale June 02, 2006
the maggot booner is an alcoholic drink conspired a few fathoms east of westchesshire at the maggot booner pub by a man named bar keep. it is brewed mostly from maggots and other assorted drinks owned by bar keep, it is commonly drunk by 2x4 Joe and McGintee. Maggot booner may also refer to the pub, ye ol' maggot booner which is under constant attack by blue tigers that swear frequently and drink gin.
bar keep: You London types....coming up here with ur balls or shiny! Think u own the place. Well, u dont own this place. Bar keep does. Ther'll be no flirtinis here. You'll drink what bar keep drinks, a simple, honest fisherman's drink
McGintee: aye bar keep! two o' tha maggot booners it be, right Joe!!
McGintee: aye bar keep! two o' tha maggot booners it be, right Joe!!
by borris... May 18, 2008
A slimy stupid headed man that is a douchetard all the way around. And he is the suckiest sailor alive, plus he tries to make up words and fails epically at it. They usually have a T name. Like Taylor.
by yupIdid October 29, 2013
"Look at all those little sauce maggots over there, with their vodka coolers and raspberry-flavoured rum."
by julianameless January 26, 2008
Name for the shitbags who patrol our streets to hand out tickets for parking violations. Typically this fucked up failure is congentally incapable of getting a real job yet strangely has a hugely overdeveloped ego and think they are helping society with their fucked up bullshit
by Droog234 June 20, 2010
A spoiled little white rich boy that's an ass hole just to look good and will do anything to make himself look good in front of his friends.
by Grapetotsiepop January 31, 2020
by criccet September 09, 2005