Mange

verb
1. the action of sitting on one’s testicles in a chair, couch, fence, etc.

synonyms: squashed, smushed, crush,
1. “Yo bro I was jumping over Brittany’s fence after we heard the garage door open and I manged my balls.”
2. *Begins to sit down on wooden dinner table chair*
“This meal smells really good mom,”
*Sits fully on chair*
“Damn! I just manged my nuts”
by m!m August 07, 2019
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Mange

Comes from Vietnamese language, meaning "fuck something up". Also used in Estonian slang for calling someone a moron (Meindž).
You really Manged this time.
Seriously? Are you Mange?
by Ajula June 28, 2017
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Mange

When youre fucking chest to chest and she gets your chest hair and sweat stuck on her tits.
I gave Kelly the mange last night while fucking her. She looked like a hot Sasquatch.
by Kindogg October 25, 2018
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Mange

A person who fucks peoples mothers.
Thumta fucked khanyas mom, he is such a Mange.
by A Motherfucker March 06, 2023
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Mange

Short for the word ‘Blancmange’ to mean something sweet and/or nice.
He got you flowers! That’s so mange!
by Nathanial45 January 12, 2025
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Scrotal Mange

A condition contracted after being off work for extended periods of time, this variation of mange, specific to the scrotum, is characterized by severe itching, hair loss, and the formation of scabs and lesions. Believed to have originated in capybaras, humans can develop this condition after they have lounged around too much.
Nathan: "What's up with Tom?"

Jason: "First week back.... he's got full-blown scrotal mange."
by N'a/t.h, October 02, 2024
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spring garden dog with mange

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.
by kdad12345 April 17, 2017
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