Mountain Dew

A drink, gave to man as a gift from God himself. Known commonly as what Jesus died for. Has been produced in 6 flavors- Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew : Code Red, Mountain Dew : LiveWire, Mountain Dew : Baja Blast, Mountain Dew : Pitch Black, and Mountain Dew : Pitch Black II. Better than sexual intercourse. Seriously, its that good. Do The DEW!

"Do The Dew!" (Right now damn it!)

"I just jizzed everywhere!"
"Whoa! Do you have another can of Mountain Dew?"

"I can't feel my legs!"
"Why?"
"I just had sex while drinking a Mountain Dew"

by InJecTeD_MeTaL November 5, 2005

skull mountain

same as Blowjob or head... oral sex by a female, term often used in the streets of bensonhurst brooklyn. by italian males.

"this girl just gave me skull mountain"

by lil rocco 1139 crew June 9, 2005

head for the mountains

Its when you really do not like someone and think they are really stupid and you tell them to head for the mountains.

Weird Kid:I love ballet
Cool Kid:Alright just for saying that head for the mountains you freak
Weird Kid:Which ones
Cool Kid:I dont care you pick you prick

by sonourus almond May 23, 2009

mountain lakes

mountain lakes is in new jersey not new york, dumb ass

mountain lakes, new jersey

by kristi April 5, 2005

swirly mountain

A boob covered in semen.

Just before I came I decided to make it a swirly mountain.

by Seccedonien January 13, 2011

Splash Mountain

When one male sexual partner ejaculates into the other sexual partner's retina.

Chad: "How was your tinder date last night?"
Scott: "It was going well but I don't think we're gonna go on another one..."
Chad: "Why not?"
Scott: I may have splash mountained her.."

by cashywashy April 24, 2020

mountain williams

adj. meaning not a hillbilly or a redneck anymore, yet to me the term itself screams redneck.

Moved past the point of being white-trash hillbilly

"We had gotten end-tables and lamps for our new couch, we were feeling like mountain williams."

by Krucify April 26, 2006